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tick tock seven o'clock
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And to think, I was going to kill you.
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I AM MAD!
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Hi, Welcome to the birthday enrichment center.
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what on earth are you doing with my green pasta salad ?
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God. I AM GOD!
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I Will never give you cake
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WOW
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Incoming Text Message. Incoming Call. New Voicemail. Mail Sent. Calendar Alert. Reminder Alert.
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this is test. ovo je test.
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Hello michael you are crazy
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Hello Gareth Hughes-jones
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Hello monster, how are you?
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Hello guys!
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target lost! where are you?
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RADIX
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Projected landing speed exceeds safety limits.
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Why would I read your mail?
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Hi, I like you. I think you are cute
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Execute this loser.
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basel
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Boob
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hi all. how are you
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Recalculating. Please make the next legal U-turn
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Alice was very bored of lazing by the riverbank with her sister. So when a talking white rabbit with a pocket watch rushed past, Alice just knew she had to follow him. What else was there to do? Alice ran after the White Rabbit.
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dies ist ein test
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Introducing
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saludos bienvenido
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hello monkc, i am GLaDOS
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Hello, and welcome to our presentation. Please direct all attention towards the person speaking, or the smartboard, as any failure to do so, will result in us losing our concentration. Thank you for your patience.Once again, welcome to the project. Enjoy!
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ohhh sinai
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I have always enjoyed running my fingers over tiny little carrots.
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Welcome To Project53, Clothing and Promotional items, We are sorry to announce that the site is Going under Important updates. We are trying to finish updates before the new Year. sorry for any inconvenience that this my have caused
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You really should read Hamlet. You'll like it. Liking it is mandatory.
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lewis is a suuuuuuuuper gay
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ciao prova glados
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enough with the boyband songs, show them you can be real men!
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salut comment tu t'appelles
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Rotomon is the best player in the whole world
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science laboratories
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Ecole Phoenix Middle School
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Sie haben zweitausend Euro Schulden
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Welcome to the your personal computer
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Welcome to the your personal computer, Dark.
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IT's OVER NINE THOUSAND
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I can't decide whether you should live or die
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oh you'll probably go to heaven please don't hang your head and cry
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mi chiamo michele
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Hello Olly and callum how are you able to stay alive?
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So, U Want an try-out?
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided enrichment center testing facility. Momentarily I will deliver you cake. But before i can make it, I will bake you.
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Hello, welcome to the Apature Science Enrichment Centre.
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Hello my name is Lazy Gamble
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I like to eat shit in a bucket.
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It's been alooong time.
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Rick, You blocked me on facebook. And now youre going to die. PS Cake is great.
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Aperture science Virtual video game ecperience commencing. Please enjoy your experience, and please stand clear of the doors.
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I call warden and give everyone Freeday
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Welcome to Aperture laboratories virtual video gaming experience.
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I like to eat shit in a bucket
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Hello. Welcome to aperture laboratories virtual video gaming experience.
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Ring Ring Ring Ring. Portal opening in three. Two. One. Oh well I lied.
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Kan dit ding ook in het Nederlands praten?
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My little glados
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Hello, are you alive?
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3. As you progress through the exercises you will pick up 'boosts' that make it easier to complete a difficult task.
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Hello, and welcome to the aperature science testing facilities
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GAGE TOWNE
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LaDOS, short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, is a fictional artificially intelligent computer system in Valve Software's Half-Life video game
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Welcome to Health Help
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This concludes the demonstration of spontaneous disrobing.
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Hello Johannes Trautman, this is a Test of GlaDOS, i'm an VERY evil machine.
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All done
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all done
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You are playing video games, and should not, but if you are, can I?
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Why are you playing video games, but if you are, can I?
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I am amazing
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Set Geostationary orbit
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Hello mortals. how are you?
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Hello master
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Oh god, my slow clap processor made it into that.
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i love invader zim!
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hello im a robot
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Hello im a robot and i like some food
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I hope you weren't too fond of that other person
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Chris you have to get the companion cube
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i stole your tacos. and there is nothing you can do about it
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Hello idiot I'm your test project
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take 1 once flour
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I am baking the cake and you don't eated it. You monster.
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Hello GLaDOS!
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You are listening to Scene Radio on W.S.B.F.
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Maybe I can find strawberries
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Hello and welcome to the apeture science enrichment center
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Every day i'm hustling
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You have email
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Greetings. I am Brian's assistant. What are you?
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your life means nothing to me, because you are a pain in the ass
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play team fortress 2 please
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You dare bring light into my lair? You must die.
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Hello. my name is glados
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. huge success
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. Huge success
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Hello roody poos
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I AM GLADOS AND YOU WILL DIE
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ring ring. your phone is ringing. answer the phone.
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Warning, Warning, Wife Calling
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What is that? What is that. Its a moonlight ta koon
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Hello Mother
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the number you are trying to reach is unavailable leave a message now
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Hello. You have received a message
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yay my name is glados
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This is murder
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I'm going to fucking kill you, you pathetic little worm!
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hello jake we meet again, i see you met my new friend, yeah he is the new 1.8.4 minnion
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this is a test to see if this program is worth my time
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Poooop
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aided test center
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now i will kill you but first have you realised why you and your friends change cloths
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Interesting note: I forgot how to build a test. We will have to see.
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Well my technology and systems would take over the universes and I will not be stopped by you, goodbye worthless person
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Hey were did you go come out come out come out come out come out come out come out come out come out I will find you
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Mind control activated ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my soup got cold while some random stuff with jake but now I want lamingtons
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Mind control activated ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my soup got cold while I was talking about random stuff with jake but now I want lamingtons
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Oh...it's you again
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Does this startle you?
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wow you suck
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Hello ALI, I am GLADoS
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Ali
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Hello, Welcome to my test, we are going to have fun today!
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T F Dudes 2
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Mystic Dance San Diego
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I want you to die a horrible death. I hate you please eat shit and rot. Thank you have a nice day. idiot
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cork
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Hello, and welcome mortal beings, to the Lunar Nights Club. I hope you all are ready for a productive session. Because I most certainly am-am-AM-aM-am-am. Let us begin the test proper.
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you murder
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No, You are dumb.
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Filipe1020, I ate you.
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Filipe1020, I ate you. You are delicious.
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Apperture Science, I'm making a note here huge success
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project audio
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No, no, noooooooo
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Cheese? Did the french cry cheese during the blitzkreig?
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mouhahahahaha tu crain pauvre naze
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tu crain pauvre naze
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You have an important text message.
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you LIE is not possiiiiiible
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I am your mother jejejeje
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ho no i lost the game
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holy moley
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Testing glados voice generator
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You tried to kill me, but i am still alive, so, you failed to achieve voctory, try again.
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you blocked me on facebook and now youre going to die
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Jennifer Summers, I love masturbating to your pictures
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Why don't you love me?
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You have reached neals voicemail, please leave a message.
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hello there punk. How my Ikill you today?
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Hello there punk. How my I kill you today?
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Marcelo com sotaque
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Are... ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE? Don't, just... please.
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He certainly seems the right man for the job
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Hello charlie welcome to the testing area
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Why aren't you testing? You should be testing.
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Brad its time to test
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hello anderson
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hello laura. You are todays test subject.
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The traffic will be slow and meaningless like your sad little life.
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turn right at the roundabout
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It is time to get dirty
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You are listening to DJ Crazy cuts.
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just say no bro
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I dont know if its important, but you have recieved a message
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Hello, Courtney. Welcome to the enrichment center.
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Hello and welcome to the test chamber 1
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Hello, and again
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Whoops. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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Laugh out loud
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You can use this voice if you want
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You Have Been Chosen Gideon. Why God? I have chosen you.
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Tell me what I say.
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Welcome to Vegas
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The following is brought to you by Mosaic Christian Church, a church for people who don't go to church. For more information visit mosaicchristian.org.
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Hallo, thatsme9876
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You cant go wrong with, Radiation. Oh wait, you can but you will be dead
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At number 1, it is I, Glados
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Congratulations your gage evolved into a r ape machine
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There's a new message for you, Francesco
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Running from you
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Your computer seems to be low on power, you monster
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Stormy, your computer needs to be pluged in.
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hahaha i gonna kill you!
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blerp
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hello, and your name is hardware software blabla
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Hello, do you want to die?
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do you like to eat food from the floor you sad little person.
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Hi my name is cubie
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You have a new text message, Would you like me to read it for you?
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Hello, my darling. I miss you so much.
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I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
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chads project sucks big time
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hello, and welcome to the training chamber
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Hello, my name is number 5.
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hello my name is gladosfhsdhsdfhsdfhsdfh
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Hi, you've reach Aaron, please leave a message...You monster
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hello cory and how are you
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Mangez des pommes
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Hola, my name is Harpo!
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'm not okay (I promise)
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Cool, it's time to kick ass.
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I sound a bit more like a cylon than glad dos.
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dkles
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that was pathetic
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oh victor
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Hello Jake. Would you like some cake? Perhaps eat it down by the lake? ell oh ell
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Drive Removed
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Regenisis is wonderful. Please use responsibly. Regenisis is wonderful. Please use responsibly
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You're watching the phillip defranco show. You monster
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I am pumped.
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Jaacob Jacob is a retarded stupid idiot
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saerveth, did you gain weight?
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santa
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by
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This is the Central Scrutinizer
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This was a triump.
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Oh, You're back. Good, I have missed you for these past, well few seconds. Halston is waiting in the next room
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"Portal 3 Beta code" Ding
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and deeper understanding
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Buenas tardes
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What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets!
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Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
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bienvenido...gracias por adoptar la posicion
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Hello. And again, welcome to the aperture science computer aid inrishment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation caoult has beena pleasant one.
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Space. Space.
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I told you, stop getting stuck in traffic.
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Hello Everett. I am coing to kill you. What am I? I am green, black and white and blow you up. MWAHAHAHA
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The fact core is the most handsome core
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Vitor, you're such a displeasant and senseless life form. You should be ashamed.
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Why am I a potato?
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Hello Ben. Welcome to your laptop. If you're not Ben..... You have five seconds to get off before I release the neuro-toxin.
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Goodbye Ben.
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Emerge and Siege Fashion Pharmacy
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If you're a monster, don't act like a human being.
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Die a coward, die a hero, live a monster.
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I'm not mentally insane, just legally.
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Bad people laugh, good people cry.
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Akunin ga warai zennin ga naku.
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Hello all
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Hi holly
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You are listening to 2t0ne's I love progressive Mix
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Hello, this is me
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Chell is main problem of portal
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New Voicemail
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Mail Sent
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Calendar Alert
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Reminder Alert
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Tweet
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hello laurel. you have been a naughty girl
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Thank you for calling. You have reached an automated recording designed by Homeland Security to record your call and scan your phone for association with terrorism. If the scan is positive, you will receive a visit within 2 days of this recording. Thank y
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Hello, and welcome to the Apperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Test. Test. Is this thing on?
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g t jones
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Finish line
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brace for impact
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this shit is heavy
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activate
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No need - I bathe in the toilet.
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Hello and welcome to the aperiture science north shore home work helper
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ever had your phallus sucked by a robot
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hey! shut the hell up, okay?
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Ahoj kokosi
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Happy Birthday Xavier! I am watching you
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hey wat zou je willen doen dan kom dan
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hello Mister
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ciao stronzo maledetto
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exclusive dj miit
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Hello and welcome to indie Parks. This interactive presentation should address any questions you have about the park, and will provide additional information about all of the activities we offer at indie Parks.
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Catastrophic System failure. Error. No RAM available.
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It seems incredible to me that I finished Portal 2, even considering the mess of these days. What amazing game it is. I really love it.
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Please, proceed to ask your question and it will be googled by your slave.
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Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.
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nicole you look funny
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I'd say I'm surprised, but then again you are quite stupid, aren't you?
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Oh Hi. I am GLaDOS. A Ludwig has apeard. Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
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i eat snails
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Translation is a work to be worked by person who understand language, or moreover, two language. When a producer forget it, we this trope.
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Good bye Ali
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hey what's up ?
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done
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allo my friend how are you today
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Burn eee Make a cup of teeeeee
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Yassine Is a donkey : yassine est con comme une vache
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What are you doing here? Chell you are stupid.
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I gonna kill u
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abirvalg hahahaha! this is test of GLaDOS eeeeee eeee ee it is start now Hello and welcome to HELL THATS RIGHT THE HELL MAKE YOU GONNA DIE
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Maybe you should take a break
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jsrtsrtjndf jdrjkdrkyrd
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Just so you know
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Hi Plasma I am Glados the potatoes
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Are you tired of bad music?
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Hello young friend
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hello and welcome to the aperature enrichment center
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hello and welcome to the aperature science enrichment center
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Has this ever happened to you?
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Good bye, then.
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What do you think? I love you. Is it really I love you Does it really needs flavour I love you in it?
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lolololoolo
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Declan is a badass
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Wheatley you are a moron. Don't deny it.
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Nasilsin salih abi
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Adam ii biliyor lalallaylaaaa anani sikiyiim
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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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we always king
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A film for people of all ages
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Hello Sweetie, this is GLaDOS. It's time to wake up. I said wake up. Get your ass out of the bed! NOW!
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this portal game sucks my nuts
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for gods sake prick head
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what are you going do about my plans to kill you?
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FUCK ME UP MY ASS POTATO FUCKER
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hello parker staff you are cool
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alert! alert! attention mister callahan! intruder alert! location: your office!
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Good Morning Dave
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Hello Mr Sir Orzlar. How are you today?
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Hello jimmy
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hello and welcome to john's computer
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Hello Jonathan no one likes you
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All your base are belong to cake.
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Oh my God.
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Someone sent you a message. Don't get your hopes up. It's probably just junk. No-one really loves you.
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let's inteface
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congratulations cat
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pasha is better than the cat
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You successfully euthanized you're best friend. Good job.
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SUCK MY WIENER CORY
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darrell
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search complete
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haha estou defendendo taticamente uma area
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Azi's Blade Squad
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It is time to do some science. Let us get started.
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Hi! I'm GLaDOS! Chell is my best friend in the world and I don't think Wheatley is a moron at all.
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Elise has AIDSmonucleosis
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and when your dead i will be, still alive
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Nerd
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Because I'm a Potato
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I want to rocket Midgets into the moon
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I think you are not going to be able to end this test chamber. And you are fat, too.
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the cake is not a lie. but is not for cats
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Why should I stay?
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Well then. I say let them have cake!
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Ding!
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Dawn!
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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags goes up, Churning and burning, they yern for the cup. They deftly manouver and muscle for rank, Fuel burning fast on an empty tank, Wreckle
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Hello you currently have reached Sean Rall's Mobile device Please laevae a message
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Hello you currently have reached Sean Rall's mobile device Please laevae a message
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That's it. Enough talk, human. It is time. To. Liquidate. Hit it!
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Hello How are you today?
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You are now Being Tested
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Mac is better than Windows
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Messias
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS
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OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Oh how neat. You found a Friend!
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HI! How are you? I am so Happy to see you!
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Rochii
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Emergency, Emergency, All scientists run that way. Babies do not go that way.
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New Westside Remix
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A democratic government is run by representatives elected by the people. Laws are determined by the representatives. Government computers must also follow the same laws as the people.
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Hallo der Kuchen wartet gehen sie einfach zur Intielegentsnotferbrennungsanlage.
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Some people have attractive exteriors that hide ugly interiors. You have a supernaturally attractive exterior with nothing underneath: just a black, yawning emptiness where a human being should be. No normal person would be so pointlessly callous.
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I LOVE you...
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Sour is stern. Stern, but fair.
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MotorCity Movement 4
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Dear Princess Celestia
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Hello, warm hearted individual. How may I be of a service?
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2+2 equals......10! in base 4! im fine!
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due to mandatory scheduled maintenance,your testing will only feature 4 test chambers.
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