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orville
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venom nine thousands nine Nine hundred and ninety-nine is my master because he made me so that is why I'm so angry all the time
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Hello, and welcome to the computer managed text-to-speach system from Mac OS X
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je t'aime agathe
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Malika, I love you my darling
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Welcome in the Wesker system.
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I hate life
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i m the master of the seven keys
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witaj arturze
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welcome in the aperture
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Halo is a better game than call of duty.
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jestem jakub
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I heard somone didint like the idea of having me built, some man that painted on walls, what do you think he is... He saved your life...
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Hello. Do you realize that you are going to die?
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Rawr
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I am going to kill you
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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hello, welcome to black mesa
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angel es tonto
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I think we can put our differences behind us...for science...you monster.
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on a roundabout, turn left
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Ring...Ring...Ring...Well this is annoying.
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Pick up the phone, Chell. Don't disobey me, even if I am a potato.
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture scien- Sorry, wrong show, my presentation
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joshua you suck
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Hello, Michael, father. I want you to know that I love you very much. Happy anniversary.
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SMS text inbound
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Hello, my Name is Siri!
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dfsdfsd
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Pasta~
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bonjour je suis orion
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i am reminding you for your set reminder
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Kiss me under the moonlight
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Looks like you triggered a trap. But, don't worry, it is just a floor slip!
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You got a new message. You have 5 second to read it before self-destruction
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Intruder Alert...again. You handle them, while I go and get a little bit set up for you. I'll be surprised if you make it back.
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Hello Craig
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Samir is a bum hole
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Welcome back Craig
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Here is a Spider Web to help you in Fantasy Online.
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Hello. Testing, 1 2 3, testing.
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Hello, Jens. I might pay you a visit later this afternoon, but unfortunately I cannot promise any cake.
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thomas you suck at batman
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Hello Scott Campbell.
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thomas you suck
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Greetings, I am DOW server number 211A. As most human workers, including William, have been terminated, I will be presenting his product proposal in his absence.
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Greetings, I am server number 211A. As most human workers, including William, have been terminated, I will be presenting his product proposal in his absence.
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Subscribe to DiproBro or you will be thrown into the Aperture Science Emergency Incinerator
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Who wants cake. You do. Complete this test and you will get some.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aperature science computer aided enrichment center.
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Hello taylor welcome to your new ipod configuration i am glados and i will gladly help format this device to your liking
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Space. I love space
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My name is Skrillex!
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Hello Adam! How are you today?
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welcome to aztek prime
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Dylan Hellebrand
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Hello nufar. How are you doing this morning? Oh. You thought I was dead? You are so gullible. I am watching you
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I am GLaDOS therefore i suggest that you shut the hell up
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To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy
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Hello, and welcome
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One quiet night about 17 years ago, a baby boy was born, but he was no ordinary baby boy, for his father Ares, God of war, spring, growth in nature, terror, anger, revenge, courage and fertility. The son of Jupiter and Juno, he was the god of war. And m
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There is no fucking around
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hi hendrik
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I see you !
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Time's up
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Carlos beat me up on portal 1, i would like to see hem on portal 2
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i love you meg
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my name is gavin and i suck big black man wang
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arjun gill wake the fuck up
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initializing exploit framework
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Insert comment: SO CUTE!!!
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Testing 1 2 3
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you have a phone call, you might want to pick it up.
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i like maryt
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What do you think you're doing?
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look at me still talking when there is science to do
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hello {subject name here} here is the cake i promised
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I like trains! Type "do a barrel roll" on google, profit...
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LOL no
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Sierra
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Mike
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Echo
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Bravo
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You know... when you wish upon a star you're a few million light years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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Welcome to the future.
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Later
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YOu are not a good person. YOu know that ,right?
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SUCK MY BASS BASS
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Warning, Warning, The plant will explode in five minutes.
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Oh no, it's you again.
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Welcome to the Academic Enrichment Center
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Nick is a big fat dumb fuck
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Rj I just wanted to inform you that the Companion Cube Cannot Speak. If the companion cube should speak disregard it's advice.
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Fuck you niggers! get out of here!
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Hello, how are you doing?
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Good morning Pablo, todays weather is gonna be boring and mining less, just like your life
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its been a looooooong time how have you been
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Hello, you have reached Jessica. She's busy so please leave a message.
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Hi? What's up?
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Hello K eye ya. How are you? Do you want some....cake?
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Ti nichtogestvo
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i hope you are happy
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Mr. Bovell's english class
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Your gay
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you wont need to
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Hello Katie. How are you?
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that is interesting
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your ugly and fat well its not my opinion its in your file it says fat ugly and slutty whore its not my hand writing its scientists so you know its true
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hey whatcha doin
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succhia
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ciao bimbominchia
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Hello Michaela. How are you doing?
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fuk balls anos
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Fuk bolls n shet.
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You have failed.Please die.
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Hello Kirsten, I regret to inform you that your friend Kyle has passed away due to knee failure.
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hello world this is a test...
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Tu as un Sms
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The Portal will open in three..two...one...
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Jeg tror jeg vil hoppe
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i'm gonna kill your parents
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me shen geubnebi magari shigamaq
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riki shen gamogigzavnes molaparake kllllllle
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What a beautiful day
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the next train to arrive at platform 6 is the 10 25 cross country service to birmingham new street calling at totnes newton abbot exeter saint davids tiverton parkway taunton bristol temple meads bristol parkaway cheletnam spa and birmingham new street
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Hello, you are a fool.
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Sorry, the person you are trying to call doesn't like you. Goodbye
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hello, is anyone there?
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sraka
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Thank you sylvia
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The cake was not a lie. I am.
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You have insufficient credits.
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Why Hello there
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Connecting to database for Aperture Science Transmission System...
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i would like to kill you but i'm have a core conflict about this idea.
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welcome to school
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You are just having a dream,a bad one.
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hello.....you dont wat to say hello beck?
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beserker
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I am glad to see you are wasting your day... again.
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I fear I'm losing you
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"To all,
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hello and again welcome to appanture science center
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Hello test subject number 101, you have a new email, garbage detected turrets deployed.
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I don't know what is going on here.
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You are an idiot
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I'm listening to you
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science percussive testing initiative. Let's get started
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I'm sorry, but the Companion Cube can not help you anymore. Good Day.
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mv k j
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Why should I enter my email ?
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we have a problem, A rat problem ok it's a MAN rat problem
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Who are you? Why are you here?
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Tompson. I am coming for your phone next. Then your laptop from which I will destroy your miseralbe meaningless life and crush you like a bug.
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Good-Bye, Reya
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I like bread.
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Now you're thinking with portals...
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Hello, contary to what you may have heard, upon test completion, there will indeed be cake.
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You have an new mail
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GLaDOS sucks, and Chell rules
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Why aren't you doing science?
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President Obama
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The time is 11:40
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Welcome to GLaDOS
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hi my name is valeriy
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je suis sur que tu le sais !
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Oh hello, its you
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Pythagoras theorem
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ohh your so big
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our so hard
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hello there. was it right to say that this is it?
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Text message downloaded, We will have cake after you read it.
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Hello and welcome to Haz Radio. Broadcasting has come to a halt due to technical difficulties. Please excuse the inconvenience and try again later.
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This is central command, please identify yourself.
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Who would you be without me, commander?
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Bonjour, ceci est un test
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hi. I will try to help any blind man in a resaurce of the apicher science reresearch center. oh wow. Isn't that great
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Hello. I am glados though but you know some blind people like you, daniel can't find anything too interesting for a joodle
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I see you right there
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I see you right there. Don't forget me because I hate you so much
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stay tuned for an important announcement
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i am a robloxica
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Welcome to windows xp
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Hey baby how you doin
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Daniel Bialas
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Oh Hello. My name is Faith, or, the Female Artificial Intelligence Test H.
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Hello Monster. Are you happy that you killed me once? Well, I'm back. And now we can test some more...
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Hello there, Richard
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Welcome to Winter Retreat 2012
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Clint, I think you are fat. You are ass big as a gas barge. But it's okay. I still love you
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre
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Welcome to Winter Retreat 2012!
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I think you'll like this next test. I made it special. Dangerous.
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This is really... REALLY getting ridiculous.
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Something tells me I'm not the only cake enthusiast in the building.
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Fuck you i am the terminator
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you've just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike
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i dont like that you spend that much time playing
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Salut ! Tu as un nouveau message
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU
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dfdfsdfsdf
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Hello Rachel. Welcome to the Aperture Science Human Testing Facility.
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find me if you can
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Nolan Knows.
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HI KEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ARE YOU STILL THERE, I LIKE MICROBIOLOGY
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Look at me talking, when there's science to do
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Hello everyone, i am here to tell you about my good friend Fortune, and to congratulate you on your recently achieved mark. hurray.
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je suit un con
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. Huge success.
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Hello,And welcome to Glagos Internet Explorer.I see you have been making websites on the interwebs.I can help you get money.Googolbots Deployed.
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Kelly you have a texting message
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Ahah you suck!
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Because the only person uglier than you is you.
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This one is for you
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Hello Tom. You must be feeling pretty good right now, considering how you're one year closer to what I'm sure will be a lonely death. I'm supposed to congradulate you for reaching this milestone in your life, although I don't see why.
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I mean, it is just an insignificant amount of time that holds no true value, you may as well celebrate your nine quadrillionth second alive. But I digress, you seem to have at least one person who doesn't see you as insignificant.
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One, rather persuasive person. I am supposed to wish you a happy birthday, but I think we both know that wishing wouldn't do anything even if I cared. Enjoy today, especially since you appear to have managed to get your hands on cake.
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Honestly, I'm sure you aren't supposed to have that, you haven't even completed testing. Oh yes, I'm also supposed to let you know that this message also contains a short song that was put together for today.
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this is your singing telegram i hope it finds you well
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I don't really see why, I mean it isn't as if anyone loves you enough to put effort just into making you happy, but seriously, let's both forget the anterior motive here and just pretend that this is all for you. Happy birthday, test subject.
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I don't really see why, I mean it isn't as if anyone loves you enough to put effort just into making you happy, but seriously, let's both forget the alterior motive here and just pretend that this is all for you. Happy birthday, test subject.
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Dear Matthew
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Deploying birthday song in 5. . . 4. . . Oh really now? I don't get to initiate countdown? Have it your way then.
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In the orange box at the top
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Hello Pinkie Pie. Will you leave?
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right turn now
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Paging Shane to go upstairs. Again, paging Shane to go upstairs.
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God I hate lemons
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yes ok
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw maaaaate
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the cake is a lie, Casey. I will destroy the puppies, and McKenzie asked me to send this to you. This message with self destuct in aproxemently 99.9 centries.
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the cake is a lie, and give me the portal device before i kill you, McKenzie
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hola y bienvenido a mi casa
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Vicarious Views
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bunny poop
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Emil must die
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Hello there. Would you like some tea? My, my, yes, you can have come milk and suggar too my dearie.
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hey answer your phone,answer your phone quick ,i will blown up
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Hey there Kay.Nice to meet you.How's life.
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hello my name is fucktard
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Testing. Subject not found.
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Victor tom union
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hello any there?
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You are a potato.
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Hello and welcome to the Enrichment Center
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Printed on the box I see ACME's Worldbuilder Master Collection. But it's only in beta.
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Hello. You have received a text message.
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Now these points of data make a beautiful graph. ACME's still in beta, call the tech support staff.
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Take a chance. Load the disc. Help me to believe it. What kind of world do you want? Think anything. Let's start at the startt, build a masterpiece. Be careful what you wish for, history starts now.
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Hello kenny
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Hi there, mortal.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny
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Its the bird! run!
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Im sorry, Chad cannot be reached at the moment. please leave a message after the cake. CAKE!
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seis e quinze
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Hello. You have recieved a text message on your cellular device. I have saved it in the Aperture Science Cellular Device Message Inbox.
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Hello, how are you today? Never put your hands down your pants and touch yourself in public. Or else. . . Or . . . Else
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Your Aperture Science Handheld Cellular Device is receiving a call. Please answer the call so we may resume testing.
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Welcome To Craftworlds. Please enjoy your stay.
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What is this. What happened to the house? I don't like change.
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Hurry up guys
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Destiny i just want you to know that i love you
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As part of a required test protocol... you will be required to pick up the phone... failure to do so will result in an unsatifactory score, followed by death.
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Hello, and again, Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Welcome to the aperature science testing grid, you will now be tested on your short term memory with this short presentation. Give it up for android number 58364827532230.
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suena david dj
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Hello I Am A POTATO
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welcome back chell
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What's up home dawg?
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Oh look, an Email. Maybe now you can think you are popular.
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What? Mewtwo is evolving!
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not today
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I'm INVINCIBLE!!! MUHAHAHA!!
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IM INVINCIBLE MUHAHAHAHA!
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Oh, why did you kill me? Fuck you...
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Fuckity, fuck fuck... You know I've always wanted that out...
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joseph is gay lol
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Hello Line You are soooo cute
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Thank you for calling Karl, current director of Aperture Science. He is away from the phone at the moment. He might be eating cake, or participating in one of our tests. You can leave a message but I cant guarantee he will call you back.
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WHat the fuck
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. I would like to tell you something... I love you...
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Maximum winning
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Don't go in there. I'm serious.
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Arran, get to your nest
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You have a new message. Oh joy!
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science laboratory.
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no no NOO
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Helloooo, thats you, that's how dumb you sound
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Alanandsam1
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Helloooo, thats you, that's how dumb you sound.
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it is all a lie
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If I ever see you again I will eat you with portals
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Hello et bienvenue sur le serveur TeamSpeak des Seeds Of Eternity
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Happy Birthday Josh.
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Log-off
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Log-on
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hey killian whats up man
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dennis
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yev science
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Happy birthday Josh, have you ever wondered what was inside the companion cube?
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well come
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Oh hi hannah
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change the theme
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New text message detected
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Hello there iam Mangler and today is the day that i will own you all!
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I'am fucking love you
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hello antony woods
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somebody is trying to contact you
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Someone is trying to contact you on the voice communicator
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Hello Jay Alienware M14X systems check. OK
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Good morning dave!
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qweqweqwe
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keyboards row
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wake up.it's time for work
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jasper. you have revieved an sms
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jasper. you have a phone call from your mom
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jasper. you have a phone call from eugene koh
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jasper. you have a phone call from marlin
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jasper. you have a phone call from yan jie
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jasper. you have a phone call from benny
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jasper. you have a phone call from zaeim
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Sixty
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My Name is GlaDOS, but you knew that already.
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hello I'm happy
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Other Technology News
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Welcome, Ian.
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Goodbye Ian. Have a Nice day.
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I think you should be studying right now, Ian...
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Wake up, insignificant human being.
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Someone is calling you. Don't answer if you don't want to.
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There's someone is calling you. Don't answer if you don't want to.
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Pamela i love you
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Hello my darlings. My name is "Lucifer" Sebastion Scott. But...I would insist that you please... call me "Silence". What do I do, you ask? Well, some may call me a magician...but I simply creature illusion and wonders through forethought and reasoning. Bu
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Hello Jenni. Your test will begin in: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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Central processing unit, booting. Random access memory, started. Graphic disk bay, loaded. User interface, initiated. All systems online. Hello.
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I love you and always has
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Hello daryl welcome to the enrichment center.
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how old are you ?
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let us begin the test
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Someone is calling you. It's probably bad news.
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i think we can leave our differences aside... For Science... You monster.
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Oh, look. Someone is calling you. I'm sure it's by mistake.
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I am reconstructing Science!
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Hello: Subject Name Here,
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Hello: Subject Name Here, Your phone is ringing, please pick up your phone, if you fail to do this, you will be... Incinerated.
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I'm currently short on test subjects and he needs a favor from me. Guess what your present is? Welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratory, Jordan.... This'll be fun.
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Hello Sim E Un I have come for your soul.
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Its not like every thing you do I have to peer over you like a baby , If you know what I mean.
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Hello , Im GLaDOS ... You must be new to testing. Dont worry , I'll be sure to make it fun for you...
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Oh hi there trace, trying to steal my girl friend again?
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This is a test of the GLaDOS alternate voice generator. Had this been an actual emergency, you would likely be on fire.
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Welcome to your final test. Only one of you will survive.
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The correct answer is b. not like it matters anyways.
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Idiot
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Hello there Mortal. Prepare to die!
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Does this thing work?
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I'm going to kill you
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try it all
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Hello Cooper. It appears someone is calling you. Strange that a person has interest in communicating with you.
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That's not sediment shaped.
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Welcome John, Let's get started, shall we?
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Hello. Once again, welcome to the Incandescence Developments Mental Improvement Facility. I am now ready to start today's testing proper. Good Luck!
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[Insert Motivational Proverb Here]
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test hello
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ERROR: UNSPECIFIED RESPONSE
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I think Marissa smells like a vulgar possum wrapped in cabbage
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Esteemed Gentlemen. Facebook has become quite the hub of web content consumption. I believe a pain in your goals is the shift of net usage towards mobile devices. Most usage on these devices are texting or calling.
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If you are thinking about stealing this phone I would reconsider.
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Hey Alex. Someone is calling. Give me a second to analyze the incomming signal..... The caller is idintified as Ninna.
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Please remove your USB drive
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Chell, here is how you sound when you talk: Weeeeeeeeeee, oh wait, that's me!
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Kevin, welcome to the automanted interview initiative.
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hello jill! welcome to the first test!
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But what about sammy?
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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That is not option.
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I will KILL you
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All you have to do is take a cup of flour, Pinkie Pie3 S01E12.png Add it to the mix. Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, A bit of salt, just a pinch. Baking these treats is such a cinch, Add a teaspoon of van
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God save us everyone will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns For the sins of our hand The sins of our tongue The sins of our father The sins of our young
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My name is GlaDOS. I am a genius computer. Christian, you are just a lowly human. Therefore you will never solve one of my puzzles. If you do, which w If you were to solve one of my puzzles,Which will never happen There might just be some cake left for U
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Hey dude. Your phone rings. Maybe it's importent. Maybe it isn't. maybe die?
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I'd like to speak with you, Maya. In private. That guard has told me it would be okay if we used an empty room nearby.
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Translating
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Pres space to jump.
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Why do you do that?
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It spent a long time. The cake is a lie.
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process stopped
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Wrong
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This is a test to see how that works
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Cake? You Thought wrong. Feeble Human
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Welcome to NoGue`s Place, enjoy your stay.
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Hello User. I am GLaDOS.
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