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hey, chell this wont help you at all you know.
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hey, chell this wont help you know.
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hi how are you today i am a glados voice
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Monster kill
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Hey Marek check out the new Glados voice OLOL. Well lets say something random like waffles or Ezio.Dam the voice rocks
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everything is terrible
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Testing, testing, 1 2 3... Ja umyeju govorit po russki. Ja lyublyu vodku.
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hi fatty
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Hello Chell. I will disassamble you now. Good Bye.
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what time is it in New Orleans?
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No one touches my princess! Light warriors? You impertent fools! I, GlaDOS, will knock you all down!
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touhou testing area
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There shall be a plot with masterminds on the torturing chambers for overly enthusiastic test subjects.Soon.
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O ou...
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We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us!
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so it was all just a game? thats kinda sad...
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7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
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Crad is an idiot
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You Have Received a new message
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I have turned on!
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meet your new friend wheatley
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hello mr. novembrini , welcome to the aperture enrichment center
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i want some cake
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Jeff is a big fucker
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Hello, you are watching Drakstah play Borthers in Arm's.
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Hello Agustin
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hello fried
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How could you just kick me? You monster!
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Xemaroth is in here too.
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welcome to hell, foo
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because I can
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Hellooo.My name is GLaDOS.I work in apperture science laboratory.It's fine!
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Happy Birthday, Kerry
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You are a horrible person. You are going to sit there and let that ring.
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screw you bill
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hello trudie, keep on trying till you run out of cake
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hello lock
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Breakdowns make me happy.
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edgeservice is awesome
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Psyber Digital
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Hello. you have a message.
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What have we done, letting all these slaves get away?
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System is now armed. Move away now.
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Hello. I am your friend. Please take a seat!
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Hello Wheaton
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wow woooow
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stari a si nor
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hola este es un nuevo juego que me gusta llamar comenten
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Maxi du Homo
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Hello this is the national HIV testing clinic. We are calling to inform you of you results. Unfortunately your HIV results show that you are positive for carrying the disease. If you have any further questions please contact 01727 842532
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Hello. This is Glados. I am writing to you to tell you how DUMB you sound
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hey my ffriend... Okey its monet he kills you
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hey my ffriend... Okey its moment to kills you
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I want a slice of pizza, throw my feet in air and chill out
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How have you bean? Because Im a Potato!
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your dead
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nigga get no job, nigga make no money
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I hate to install so many laptops with windows 7
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You should really answer you phone
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32 minutes remain. Until I end your life
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Hello, I'm a talking robot lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Hello I will Kill Wyatt
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I love you insane amounts
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good morning ryan, what can I do for you today?
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You have an sms
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Why don't you go fuck yourself Chase.
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one two three four five six seven eight nine ten twenty thirty fourty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety hundred and
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badminton
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Welcome home, Noct
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Don't let blue get you down, orange. Burn them with lemons.
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jello i'm a vocal test for aperture science
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your puny existence still manages to entertain me
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hi this is henry
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you are now in possession of the aperture science portal gun
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hello there pamela, forever you have thought you have been living in a real world. you are a robot you are not real. get over it
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Hello and again, welcome to the computer aided enrichment center.
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It looks like you know who is calling
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im going to kill you now!
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Hello, Glitchyberry
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no you are not cool
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Welcome test subject, I would've called this room the deathmobile, but my creator wouldn't allow it scriptwise, so good luck finding the way out!
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its been a looong time
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The portal will self destruct
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BABY LEGS. I EAT BABY LEGS.
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Oh yes. He is here. Get ready for testing protocol
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I didn't really want to write this, as spending even 20 minutes writing it feels like a waste of my own time but here goes, all ( well, the ones that are not covered by legal documents lol - let's just say the guild was used and abused and I wish I could
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Are you planning to eat that? Pig...
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7 A M. Waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta go down stairs. Gotta grab my bowl. Gotta have ceral. Seeing everything thing the time is ticking on. And on. And on. Which seat did she take? Answer me! The cube commands it!
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Antonio, you are a sad, pathetic man.
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Please move away from your workstation.
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And a clown with no head.
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Fuck. You screwed it up, Chell. Are you happy?
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what what what
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I freaking love SCIENCE!
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NO! NO, NO NO NO!
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hello my name is derp
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Hello. I am a potato
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Oh God. The things I would do to that Senator.
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angela, you need to stop canng before I Put zena in a Turret!
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Really?
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Hello, this is a test
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hello sir, would you like to know the weather?
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Or put me in a potato
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So,how have you been?
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
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the hell are you looking at?
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Do you have a death wish?
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Hello and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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Goddamnit, Nappa
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Hey, you playing that stupid game. Why don't you get a real life. Oh wait... You're just one of my lackies. hahahaha
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Oh. You died. Too bad.
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SUCK IT DO IT NOW
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i like cheese balls
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eliza
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Hello I am Isela. I would like for you to know that people love hamburgers when they are hungry
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Eliza as you discovered A closer look reveals that kittens are actually made of John Watson.
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I got that bi utch neurotoxin. bi utches love neurotoxin
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Do you think youre smarter than I am? Nope. Youre not....
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hello yun yun
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hello again y welcome to aperture science,
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Derek is calling, oh joy
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Chandler is calling, I would love to test those tiny arms
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Hello test subject. It's time to get up!
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Dominic sucks big balls.
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Oh, it's you.
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Hi There my name is padfoot
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Nicolas Marolda Is Now A Test Subject For aperture Laboratories. The Procedure of becoming a aperture test subject is mandatory he will now be murdered with deadly neurotoxin, thank you for your time.
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Hardware problems fixed
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"...I swear, if you two fail me this time, i really will disassemble you forever."
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Seanbaby.com, where you have fun with awful games. Yay.
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You will die, and then we will all be happy.
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You must really, really love to test
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hello. my name is big poop face!
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We are borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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hello I'm glados
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Hello, how can I help you?
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The DVD encryption is finished. You are a thief and lazy.
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Attention, you have an incoming message.I will delete it in 3,2,1 . Ha ha,that's a joke.
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Oh! Hello. How have you been? Because last time we met I had a nervouse breakdown. No worries. Behind me is the entrance to test area.
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Thank you so kindly you weak soul
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Anvil is crashing,Oh, welL;
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What does it stand for?
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It stands for
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HELLO MARTEN LOVE YOU LOTS
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join forces in glory
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Why?
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you have plugged a new device
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BBC1 Balloon
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pile high
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hardware disconnection
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I will sing for you, Hypermark
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The device have been modified
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The device have been modified...
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This is The Drake Equation
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i can see you all from my method
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So along his dusty travels, he came across his old weapon... The dragon Dagger
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hello there nice to meet you
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Hello. You have reached David Grafe. Please leave a message. Thank You
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Hello Paul, you have been sent a new message. But I thought you did not have any friends
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Hello. You are sexy. Can I experiment on you?
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Hello and welcome to GLaDOS' Gaming Facility
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It also has no emotion or understanding for people. If it would base itself purely on logic, god knows what comes out of it. What if exterminating a race would increase every aspect of life? The AI would find it logical to do so then. Putting AI above hum
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You are a massive retard
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Lily stinks and i am going to beat her
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This is a Test
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Welcome to test chamber. Deadly turret. Hazardous waste.
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Butthole
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Akki
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Scoops! Scoops Haagen Dasz!
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hello, i would like to tell you something
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Wheatley and I are friends. Not you, you're too fat.
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oh hi how are you holding up ? because i'm a potato
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Ponies! Ponies everywhere!
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Hello Austin
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you son of a bore
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GuuzGamer,Random Game Videos For You
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i kill u
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Hello,Go fuck yourself.
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Why should I help you? You are the one that's being tested. Stop complaining.
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sam bacon
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Hi markus
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Hi my name is Siri
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Just a test
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Hello, Lemon. I will now initiate your programming software.
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Non sono loro
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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good morning you fat fuck
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Should I kill you or let you go?
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deploying secret in 3, 2, 1
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Eric je telefoon gaat, neem even op
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Kot
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You have reached the voicemail box of matt harris.... Unfortunately, matt is not available right now... I'm sure that if you wait for matt to call you back, , there will be cake. . .
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kill me twice
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I don't blame you
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Hi Im Misha martinez Price I Really Love The DreamMaster to bits and Hope to get Marryed to Him Next year.
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Hello Trudie, this is glados from aperture science, we are here to tell you not to give up just keep on trying till you run out of cake, cake, cake, error error the cake is a lie and you smell
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im nerdy and I know it
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Hello, Gordan Freeman. I have been watching you for some time...
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Czesc jestem GLaDOS.
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babie do you want to play a fucking game
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o my god apple
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Tanio, you got mail.
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Hey people! Y U use me as a voice notification
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Hello, how are you today? Not that I really care, I'm just being civil.
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This next test is competitive. Blue, you are competiting against Orange, and Orange, you are competiting against Blue. Do you have any questions? Good. Me neither. This test will start in three, two, one.
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Blue, I know you are faster than Orange. Orange, I know you are faster than Blue. Federal regulations require me to remind you that this test is a competition.
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Hello, Navigator, make blue or red or white or black portal before you.
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Hellaw, Are UMAD?
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who the hell are you?
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hello this is a great example of what you can do with this
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Please pick up the Aperture science Handheld Portal Device which can be found in the next testing area. Please wait... Please proceed...
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Attention Zach, you have an incoming text message.
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www.reddit.com
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hey tom
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Does whatever a Spider Chell does.
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Hello Iva, How are you today?
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Your parents do not love you.
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suck my cunt
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You have got a message len fangirl
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At the end of the road turn right
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hi my name is kax2000
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This is a message from anonymous to the one percent. You control our world. You have poisoned the air we breathe, contaminated the water we drink, and copyrighted the food we eat. We fight in your wars, die for your causes,
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No. Just no. Never. NEVER!
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hello ilya
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Now... back to science.
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Hello Hannah, you're probably wondering why you are here, well im going to put you through a little series of tests to try to kill you. good luck.
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hello gio
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hello, i am glados, you're MASTEEEEEEER
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Hello, i am glados, you're MASTEEEEEEER
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dasdasda
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what a beautiful day
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hello , welcome to my bedroom
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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.
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if my calculations are corrects, you're dead! if not, you're dead!
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Oh. Its you. Why did you kill me again?
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Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too!
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Hello, you are a worthless piece of garbage
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hello i am GLaDOS and i am here to help you...
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Fuck you cayan
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kill you all
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I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of
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Nicolas is a great guy
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Hello, I'm GLaDOS. Please leave me your message. I will call you back as soon as possible.
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MARIO
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I'M IN SPAAAACE!!!!!
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I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jerk who deletes System32! I am GLaDOS!
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Droid.
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Drooooooooooid.
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Hey Dumb Dumb, someone is calling you.
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Warntjo, it's time to wake up... wake up for testing
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Hello. This is Nick. Leave a message after the beep. you monster.
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Hello. This is Nick. Leave a message. you monster.
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I am the Muffin.
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Please exit the Portal Ride to your left. You monstor.
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Let's do some Aperture Science
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All I do is test...
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bzoora rulez, soohy rulez, kisiel rulez, timon rulez, everyone rulez
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i have to kill you now. Sorry
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Oh, is that you? youve gained a few pounds
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Oh hi.How are you doing because im a potato.
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Hello! Remember when you try to kill me twice?
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This is what you sound like. Hellooooooo. See! See how stupid you sound!
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Open the pod bay doors, dave
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I hate you and everything about you.
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We have cake. Its delicious and moist
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I am glados. And I am awesome.
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Liam is a raging homo sexual.
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ciao jaddi
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E.A Sports. It's in the game
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die motherfucker die
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Again you are using recursion. This is not a bad problem for recursion, but the way you've implemented it is not great - you are basically using recursion as a way of "exiting" your code mid-stream. It is better to structure your code more carefully w
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Hello, Anna.
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Hello and thank you for your call. Mister Thayer is currently otherwise occupied. He will call you back when he is available.
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Wake up you moron
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In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
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Now your thinking with portals
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Hardstyle motherfucker
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Hello. Chris cannot come to the phone right now. He's too busy watching a cartoon for little girls. That loser. Leave a message
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hello my name is warren
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Oh hello noah, i didn't realize that your gay ass was in my house. so g t f o you fucker
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Hello, I'm going to kill you now
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what the fuck? i really feel like i need a condom because my weenis which is also my ass hurts like fucking hell! why the fuck does this need to happen to me and not that gaywad p-body?
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well. hello
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hell hello test subject
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Oh hi, so. How are you holdig up? Because I'm a potato.
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oh hi, oh, how do you holding everything. Becouse i'm a potato
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Hey this is GLaDOS coming at you from the aperture science enrichment center, and your listening to and you're listening to 93.1 KSTO
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I can't let you do that, John.
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Hello there, Darkfur
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Theeereee reeeaallyyyyy waaas aaa caakeeeee
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You are part of testing procedures to monitor Vulpes interrelationary progressive syndrome, a very serious issue on our planet. We appreciate your cooperation, and will begin our first test shortly.
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And welcom
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Spencer you are weird.
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Slowpoke tails are probably delicious, why do you think team rocket was chopping them off in the first place?
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Hey this is GLaDOS coming at you from the aperture science enrichment center, and you're listening to 93.1 KSTO
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Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science Voice mail configuration page for [Insert name Here]. please leave a detailed message after the tone. BEEP.
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It's been a looong time.
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Hi Lake i want to shoot you ok?
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Hia
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lie
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Y U NO
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You got a message
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i m still alive
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What's up, my nigger.
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thank you for holding
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So I heard you like mudkips
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Chomp message received
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Trololololololo. You were just trolled... Do you want to destroy me? WELL I WONT LET YOU!
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hi, all of you
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gustavo i see you i know you i you a fat black guy
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do you know those stories about killer robots in underground labs, forgotten? well guess what? they are all. to. real.
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gustavo i see you i know you i you you a fat black guy
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Oh hi! How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!
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Due to the high levels of paranormal niggetry, GlaDos is shutting down the testing facility.
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The Impossible Is Easy Except For The Ones Who Are Dead
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minha mina minha amiga minha namorada
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Hello, this is GlaDOS. While I am experimenting with my willing subjects, I listen to midnightcaferadio.net. And if you join the chat room there, there will be cake.
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Can you guess who the Team Fortress Two announcer is
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I do
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Voictory
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The final control point is being contested
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YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK. I'VE HEARD THAT THEY'RE PRETTY GREAT.
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ring. ring. ring. I sound so sophisticated. ring. ring. ring.
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Hello. I am, going to bump you up de but.
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Here are the nominees for Best Song Lady Gaga Born This Way Adele Rolling In The Deep Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera Moves Like Jagger Katy Perry Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) Britney Spears Till The World Ends
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sytem update all systems operationel
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system update all systems operating
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Hello. Are you ready to play?
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hi and welcome to team 18's presentation
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yo jibba jabba i like buttersnacks
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I hate you jack get a life your life is pointless unlike Jonathan who is the greatest person on earth
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Hello test subject welcome back to Aperture Laboritories Enrichment centre program. Your specimen has been processed and you have been cleared to continue. The portal will open in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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bacon with a side of death
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We hate the people around us. We even hate you.
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These Portal detectors, well, can detect portals.
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You are so unbelievably heavy.
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Claudia
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why are you doing this
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have a new message
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Bite me you waste of space !
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I am going to sample this voice sample in a CDM song
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness !!
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Hello Lisa, You stink!
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you have reached daniel he does not want ot talk to you so. go away
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What are the advantages and disadvantages of flow restriction meters such as the orifice plate and venturi
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For science. You Monster.
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ok now why are you typing this? this is so stupid.
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Come at me
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ki
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Bonjour et bienvenue dans le programme d'enrichissement d'Aperture Science.
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Oh good, another loser.
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The cosplay was not particularly hard. It was getting the voice down that was the hard part.
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Punch accepted, but late. Be glad I accepted It, you monster.
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Hello. Do not be alarmed. I thought I would take some time off from testing to see what being a vocaloid is like. I have to say, it's actually pretty fun. Much better than being a potato.
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Hello Timmy, You realize i'm going to kill you right?
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Hello Dani, how are you?
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It's been a long time, and I know we've both said things you're going to regret.
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Willkommen bei den Extended Tests von Aperture Science
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And so blood came down from her boobs, touching the ground, when he saw that, his erefction could not be contained.
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Your actions made me moan. Repeat it twenty five more times until you release bzbztbt cake
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Hello Welcome To The Aperture Cience Enrichment Center
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Hello.My name is glados.
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I am the great trollface.You should fear me!
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hello my name is trevor
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ldmjnfjkfngkd
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Macaroni
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You are stupid. Please kill yourself, oooooooooooo
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Hello And Welcome To u Death
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derp u
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hellow simon
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An enemy has been slain
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Dominating!
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS, who controls these laboratories.
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Wheatley guess what, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD
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gello
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gymnasts you have 30 seconds left of warm up
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johnny
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Oh, Hi. It's you again?
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manuel and jan are fighting against me
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jan
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gutentag ich bin glados und bin dumm
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Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment centre
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What the Fuck. You are so dumb
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Hello there. We will now begin testing. opening portal in 3 2 1
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GO HOME JADE
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Space Vision twenty twelve
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Hello there my name is Zach
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Siri on the new iPhone isn't as good as me.
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Like Marxists, Left Realists accept that structural inequalities and perceptions of injustice are the major causes of crim
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I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. DEPLOYING SURPRISE IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE
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hey there randy the cake is a lie
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WHAT THE HECK
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hi, i'm yair
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Hello there! Im fat!
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Welcome to Black Mesa we hope that you don't get kill by a headcrab. NOT
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hola jaime te esperan algunas pruebas suerte
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hello? my name is Eli. I can see you. I must kill you.
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hello jaime some tests await fate
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hello, my name is Eli. I can see you. I must kill you.
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hello, my name is Eli. I must kill you.
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Why, hello there... is that for me? oh, let me see it... yum, that tastes nice.... what are you doing? get away from t-oh, that feels nice... keep doing that! HARDER! HARDER! Ahn... lets do that again!
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hello i hate you
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chir0n wants to fuck alice in the ass
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Good Morning David
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Hello, I'm GLaDOS, the answering-machine of Nicolas. Leave a message after the beep. You're a monster.
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pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197
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all pure key got expire???
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Hey guys. It's Katie and Ellie and we're going to tell you about sleeping.
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NO! I wont let you take him away from me! Not again!
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hi i want to kill you today because it is not my day so DIE
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I found three locksmiths fairly close to you
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c'est une blague
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Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. WELL I WON"T LET YOU! How does that feel?
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hello, my name is Eli.
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Thank you for watching Daniel Dalmau
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hello, my name is Eli. I can see you. I must kill you. Pleaze dont try to stop me.
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i want to skull fuck you
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Paolo Mangione is gay.
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Computer starting... Welcome back: Alex, Hoxie
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User logged on... Welcome back: Alex, Hoxie
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Hola a todos soy GLaDOS
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I am a potato. With a slow clap.
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33. The fir tree and the bramble.
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Ah! Excellent! More test subjects.
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Hello Ireth
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Attention you have an incoming call.
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hello welcom inthe aperture science 1st chamber test
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oi pedro
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Jacob is a man whore
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If you do not leave the testing chamber, I will murder you.
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xan the man
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The mind is a complex and often used infrastructure in our body. Emotions, thoughts and surroundings are accumulated to
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Hello, oh hell
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Memories are not stored or retrieved as exact copies of our experiences. Rather, we construct our memories, using both stored and new information. If children or adults are subtly exposed to misinformation after an event, or if they repeatedly imagine and
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eric
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stop failing please
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What are you doing? There is no rest for science.
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Araya! It's time to get up! I'm leaving for a bit.
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Bad news. Combustible lemon fail.
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Im a whore
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Nicolas estas mas cerca que nunca
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Oh Joy... A Text Message. Just. For. You.
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Oh Joy. A Text Message. Just. For. You.
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Oh joy. A test message. Just for you
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Your tuned into PlantHabbo.net
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you are adopted, and thats terrible
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Oh hello there. I'm sorry. Jody can't come to the phone. Because he's dead. Maybe call back later.
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Oh hi. The person you called can not come to the phone. Because they're dead. Maybe you should call back later?
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Who is John Galt?
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Would you like to play a game?
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Hello Vivian, what a cute little bag of flesh you are
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Hello this is glados
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hahahahaha you are a very funny person
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wow you look vary sharp today...good thing i must destroy you!
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what time is it? oh time for you to die!
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Now, place the companion cube in the Aperature Science incinerator.
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nelio, just die please
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Hello Chell im going to kill you Chell
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Bambuco
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bambuco
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I have an inflamed larynx
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hello this is stupid
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harry potter catches the quaffle
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Hello Jinnal, I'm watching you. Alway watching. From Dorchid
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jake likes balls
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Wachituros Has Been Deleted From your System Well Done!
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jake is gay
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Stop talking about next Matando Robos Gigantes
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a recording that combines vocal and instrumental tracks from two or more recordings.
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New Message Received
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hi carlos i think you are gay
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you are ugly and fat
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yOU HAVE A PHONE CALL
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Yes sir, mister Johnson
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I'll kill you. Maybe you don't belive me. And you have good reason. But only wait.
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hello how are you, you bastard
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Kris Is Soo Fucking Sexy
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Hello Adam. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of apartment hunting. Goodbye
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The last session was a frank success. Who knew dancing could help you resolve problems?
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this was a triumph, I'm making a note here, huge success, it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Me la Sudas
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I saw a deer today.
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What are you doing Dave?
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Here's the message you've been waiting for, just like you waiting for you sad life.
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Synthesis complete. And I only broke some of them.
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I am Original Miranda. I am the only AI in the world that can use magic.
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Oh, Hello, How are you moron?
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My name is sky net
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Please send some Pilot Helmet!
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Hello Mister Hunter. I do believe there is a girl calling. Please make sure you do a more through job in crushing their souls. This one is only half broken. Probably another defect. She was born a woman.
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Luke, I am your father. Just kidding I would surely kill myself if that were the case.
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Welcome to the aperture science Enrichment Center
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Do you remember
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hello, i will kill you
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welcome to your p.c
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Welcome, to thomas P.C
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oh no the power is low you should plug me in or you are a realy stupid human
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