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“uh cool... ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“IT WOULD BE IF YOU WERE GETTING OUR ASS KICKED RIGHT NOW! ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hallo ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“error 404 ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello my name is GlaDos, and i will kill you NOW ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“RULE 404 RULE NOT FOUND! ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I now have a Skype. GLaDOS_beta Stop pretending to be me or you'll die by a deadly nerotoxin! ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Derek. I hope you had a wonderful day. ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the apeture science skype call ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can divide by 0........ OH SHI- ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thomas Rhodes Collett is a big gay queen. ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“adrian......i am going to kiiiiiiiillllllll yoooooooouuuuuuu ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to the computer. you are test subject ninety seven. have a nice day! ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“we need to talk ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“is that like a muffin or something ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello nikki. did you enjoy your shower? ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“sam you are gay ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi.... and...Welcome.to.the.aperture.science.center a ter a ter a ter.............It has been Euthanized ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! I am GLadOS, It is nice meeting David's Family. I own the entire network and all compueter information from everyone. Will you be my friend? I promise I won't kill you! ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“your in the mix with your superstar deejays ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“holy shit. you must now be terminated ” | Download | 06/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“how are you ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello what is your name ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, my name is Glad-glad glados. I am a sentient AI designed to maintain the advanced systems of Aperture science labs. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and when you're dieing i'll be, still alive ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you tried to kill me ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test. Hive can you hear me? I am testing for the Hive. Running a test, let us see if Hive can hear it. This is Kylie. Interesting I think. See how this sounds. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello. welcome to the aperture science enrichment center ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“the balance into chaos ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal. then he herded them onto a boat. and then he beat the crap out of every single one ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I D I D O T H ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you need a punch to the face! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“so i turned into a wraith right in front of him and i was like. whos badass now? he just stood there in amazement ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this statement is false ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Rheinpirat you are a motherfucker xD ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. This is a test of the linux suuper computer voice generator ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You've got new message ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you like polar bears? ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“do you like polar bears ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It´s been a long time... ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hellellello, and welcome to the aperture science center a ter a ter. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello what is your name. my name is glados ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Je suis Arcanium ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hell ell ello, and welcome to the aperture Science center attertter. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hell eh ello, and welcome to the aperture science center. atter. atter ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your companion cube will never leave you. It has no legs. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If you do not succeed, you fail. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please take this emergency use Aperture Science Handheld Crowbar Of Doom. You probably won't need it, but keep it just in case. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“did you know that portal 2 is coming ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i like corndogs ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Center. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. There is no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of Cake. Cake. The cake is not a lie. There really was a cake. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello. you are monster ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello this is Sniper2477 How are you doing today? The cake is a lie ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome back to testchamber 8. Please wait until the room has been user-friendly edited. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“helllo. . . alert you that you that. . . but you are monser. . . ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Privet. Da, ty tot. tot samyj. no ty monstr. zabuzhem proshlye obidy. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why are you saying that the cake is a lie? it's lie. assertion that the cake a lie is a lie. and it isn't a lie ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why are you saying that the cake is a lie? it is a lie. assertion that the cake is a lie is a lie. and it is not a lie ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sherrie ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Enrichment Center. The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the companion cube will never threaten to harm you, and, infact, cannot speak. If it does speak, we suggest that you disregard it's advice. Good luck. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chaosgod Espér is the best God i know... Really.. trust me... Please! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Du Sau ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Pierre, you are a fucking stupid Gay! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“dgfhryrdfhhjguyr ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ha ha ha ha ha....i'm ALIVE ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I want to fuck ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“jeremy you are the greatest gaylord ever ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, - and, - Wel[l]come back!!. - - - [>Error]%-Whoa^ow. Funny Tool..-! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Pierres mudda... gnaaaaa ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ficken [fi] ficken [aah] ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We all live in a yellow - aperture science - center. - I love that song - makes - me -h[a]p[p]y. It´s, one of the best things i know - right after the cake. - - Want a piece? ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Science Personal Blogging Centre. Please try to enjoy your stay. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“HaHa Your name is Anthony, By the way you are about to die ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kkjlkl ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are kidding me lol ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now (wish right now) (wish right now) ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Forever young, I wanna be forever young Do you really want to live forever? Forever and ever Forever young I wanna be Forever young Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello user. Please direct yourself to Room One B for summary execution. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Xrays confirm that you have a crap sitting on deck that could choke a donkey. Please purge. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided enrichment center. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that the intended subject is currently unavailable, and apologizes for the inconvenience. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This been a loong time. How have you been ? ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Insane Productions, please find a seat and stay comfortable. Maybe in the end you might get some cake! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“thanks to testing the Aperture Science Hand held Portal Device. good bye ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“oh hi dear, you're very sweet ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again it is I Glados you dont remember? it doesnt matter what matters is is that you are going to die and will no longer be of service do not try and run ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello everyone! I'm not your host, I am your guardian. As you sit here and relax I will watch over you. I will give you a surprise. So please wait a few more minutes and the test will begin. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's been a loooong time. How have you been? I think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm just testing this out. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I know all about you. At the age of 5 you began to show signs of rebellion and displeased your parental guardians. At 8 your father left you and you ran away. At 10 you got arrested and remained in a detention center until you were 18. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Then you were sent here with me. I took care of you while you slept and now you are awake. It has only been 12 years since then. Isn't that something to celebrate? ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi you mosnter ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You Monster. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you mean this chocolate cake do you want this cake Its good its a lie ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You're in the mix with DJ MEMO G! ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jeremy. You are quite lovely. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey dave, you need to answer your phone or we will kill you. t ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ummmmmmmmmmm ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey idiot. Answer your phone. Answer your phone now or I will vaporize you and you will not have cake. Your phone is still ringing . Answer your stupid phone so people will stop looking at you. Everyone can hear this and they all think your wierd. T ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“good morning steven ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, the rest of you suck. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The computer is your friend. Happiness is manditory. You will be happy. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to you're aperture science home computer OS ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm an artificially data intelligent anomaly ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“yes ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Joseph Poon is gaay, and is somewhat black. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us, for science,... you monster. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“But there's no sense crying over every mistake... you just keep on trying till you run out of cake. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Someone is calling you... if you don't answer your phone you won't get cake. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That things is probably some kind of raw sewage container... go ahead and rub your face all over it. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences aside - for science ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Greetings trouble shooters...this is your mission assignment. happiness is manditory.. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Let's put our differences begind us. For science. You monster. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Steven is an idiot ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello. today i love you, remember ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System or GLaDOS you are a test subject for the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back. Runing test protocal 5 9 2 7 6.623/15 ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm GLaDOS ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“now lets put our differences behind us ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“its been a long time, how have you been ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Apeture Science Centre is happy to announce that the Apeture Furry Discoragement beam was a complete success on the Starpost facility. The process was mostly painless for those personel involed and all bloodstains were removed. ” | Download | 06/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sieg heil, my friend! ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“derp ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“When I said 'deadly neurotoxin', the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This was a triumph haha hi ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back Kelly, I hope you had a nice day! ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center shutting down, goodbye Mrs. Von Grimm ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Missis Von Grimm, The Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center is starting up ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“grr hey ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Two thousand fifty hertz. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello welcome to my home ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You monster ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stop playing on that touchscreen Desire, please ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Three thousand fifty. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello onche onche ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello hello hello ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I love you lou, you are so sweet, i love your feet ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“WHY DONT YOU FLUNGE ME? ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences aside... For science... You monster ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“WHY DON'T YOU FIST ME ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“WHY DON'T YOU BUM ME? ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME? ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“THANK YOU VALVE... YOU HAVE AWAKEN ME! ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The meaning of life and the answer to the most important question in the universe is...forty two. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You mons ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm sorry ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“deploying surprice in 3.. 2.. 1.. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i want to a hippie and i want to get stoned ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i want to be a hippie and i want to get stoned ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Game Gadget Podcast is awesome. They do it for Science. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences aside, for science...you monster ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fuck yourself! ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“loool ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you want some cake ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excuse me but there is cake for you ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi How are you doing ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi How are you doing this is really cool the valve team up the Sony computer entertainment glados hey whats up guys ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“are you doing kwee quop ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“david, What are you doing? ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stan, I'm afraid I must tell you that you do, in fact, suck balls ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The only way out of here alive is to follow my instructions ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The end is nigh ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If you decided to leave, you will die. If you decide to communicate with anyone, you die. If you attempt any sort of rebellion, you will die. You must do nothing, or you will die. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Trying to shut down, good bye Kelly Von Grimm ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome, Timothy Rosenblatt, to the testing center. There will be cake. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Damarion and Raelen, I am the heart of Sinerious, and i know why you have come. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wahzaaaahh ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is.... 10! IN BASE 4, I'M FINE! ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“get ready to rumble ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“All of your bases are belong to us... ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is fantastic. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please Chase, behave yourself, or I will have to kill you. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“halo Daniel have a hist day ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“halo Daniel ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Daniel ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome daniel ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“go fuck yourself ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mark, Chuchu says that he loves you and that he would like more chew sticks ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If cake is consumed in a hidden room, does it still taste delicious and moist? ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Quest, have you played Portal? I hear it is a very enjoyable game. ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cant we put are diffrences behind us for science papa ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“if I flew into a mountain. burn myself to nothing. a pistol to my temple, pull the trigger like its nothing ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to Apature Science ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“TKO you are a asshole ” | Download | 06/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to the Enrichment Center.The Cake is a Lie. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello and welcome to The Black Mesa Facility! if you have found this then you are a true Portal Fan, almost in love with it you could say! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My, that is interesting. You are still alive. Your wit has helped you greatly in surviving I see. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Mary had a little lamb... ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“David, you need to stop and get some kill.... I mean sleep. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Points of data make a beutyful line ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Sergeant Claibourn, How can i assist you today? ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There you are. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hei jeg heter tor martin og jeg heter tor martin jeg heter tor martin og jeg heter tor martin ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hei ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“OMG Ahahaha as if this actually exsist. Or Does it? Who knows... ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello and welcome to the apeture science pecility ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello? Are you there? Your android is ringing... Aren't you going to pick me up? I dare you. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello my friend, do you want to play a game? ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mr Don Olivino ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello? Is anyone and there? Your phone is ringing. aren't you going to pick it up? It might be your friend. Oh wait. You don't have any friends. You burnt them all. HAHAHA What will people think of you now. I bet they're looking at you right now. HAHAHA ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am a glados aparure monitoring unit ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What note do you think played? ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, it’s you… It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know… after you murdered me? Okay, look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“happy father's day ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I missed thee rithvik. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Sergeant, Please pay attention to me or you will not receive your cake. This might be an important notification, or it might be a Critical Error, Sorry, we're closed, Shutting down, I don't blame you, I don't hate you, Whyyy? No hard feelings! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science computer program system. We hope you have a pleasent experience. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello? Aren't you going to pick up your phone? Why not? Go on, I dare you. I bet people are staring at you right now. They are, aren't they? you're friends are too. But, you don't have any friends. So that's funny too. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excuse me Miss Tiffany but you have a phone call. If you don’t answer, you will not receive your cake. Hey! , Put me down, Whooooaaaa, Illegal operation, Who are you, Hey, Please put me down, Help! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“how to train wagon ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“out dad was a mean drunk ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Howdy! This is Jimmy the robot with Courtesy Chevrolet's no hassle, no fuss, twenty four seven vehicle availability hotline. Calls are recorded. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Austin, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the game ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Text Message Received ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Where are you taking that thing??! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“do you want to suck my balls ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is not even close to GLaDOS, but hey, this is free at least. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The time is 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 20 30 40 50 Am Pm , minutes, past, But it is a lie ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a message on you portable communication device please respond or you will not get cake. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excuse me Mary, Andrew is calling. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a message on you portable communication device, please respond, or you will not get cake! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hhh ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“barney get down ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“confering ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are now connected to the internet. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science automated testing facility. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am HaL, GlaDOS's brother computer. You are invading, and you will be dealt with. Prepare to enter testing phase ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Never threaten to steal a cops doughnut!!!! ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I hope we can put this behind us....... for science.... you monster ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Would you like to marry me? ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“mario ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What the fuck is this shit? ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Andrew, your mommy is a lie. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Science Triumvirate N W N 2 Module. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh please, do not fuck me. Oh please, do not fuck. Oh please, do not. Oh please, do. Oh please. Oh. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for visiting Ko G studios ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello my name is GlaDOS. Your nuts are mine. ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My name is GlaDOS will you slap my ass ” | Download | 06/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am a gay man ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We Are the A -team Motha Fucka! i guarantee you we will not leave a peice of what could have been of you tonight ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is Health Bar from Colorado Springs in the United States and you are listening to actfur on air ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“laura 4 michael 4 ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome LPDawid. I have something for you. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fuck off android ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm Going To Kill You ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“AJ you have a text message, answer it now before I blow the fuck out of your phone. Understood! ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“aidan is gay ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aid Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we star ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“its been along time how have u been cause u killd me and im back how bout that ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hospital Radio Barnet ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“pull up ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello it's been a long time how you been? ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello james, the cake is a lie, how does that make you feel? ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Zeldathon. We hope you donate. We promise you won't die. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“uiygigug ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again, welcome to the Aperture Science Automated Defense System. If you are trying to shut down all systems then my advice to you would be to stop now. Otherwise, we all be having cake... without you. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why should we choose rogue angel? ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello there i am your biznatch ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there my name is glados. you are going to die. the cake is a lie. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am not trying to murder you ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Adara, I am still alive. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ciao come va? ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello? Is anyone there? I seem to be sensory impaired. Marguerite, where are you? ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Pick up the phone or you will get no cake ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“no ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“YOU WILL PAY ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sensory deprivation leads to motionless existence ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“whooooaaa ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome to our presentation. Deploying in 3...2...1 ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome to our presentation. Deploying in 3. 2. 1. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Testing testing can you hear me? If you can than this testing precedure has failed3 ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you must die now ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you must die now. please accept this cake as a parting gift ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“steven hawking gets me horny ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The enrichment center would like to welcome you to this pirate themed party. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“it also says that you are adopted. so that is fun too. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“wow. you, enter name here. must be the pride of. enter race here. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i don't blame you ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again. long time since. have you missed me?.. not?.. the diffrence between us is that i STILL feel pain! ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Didnt we have some fun, though? remember when i pretended to till you and you were like. NO WAY! ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excuse me while i warm up the deadly nerotoxin ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Face detection completed. Welcome Serhiy. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i am cool ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There you are. The cake is done. How about you cut it, I don't have any hands ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“yo matty b, show em how its done ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to soul eater gaming, sit back and enjoy! ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please donate or you will die ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“sorry you cant come in here the room is filled with a deadly nerotoxin you will explode ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Bad Horse, Bad Horse Bad Horse, Bad Horse He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin He got the application that you just sent in It needs evaluation, so let the games begin A heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Power Up Initiated. ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I woud strongly suggest that you jump into an acid river ” | Download | 06/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“battery low, please charge the laptop immediately ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi. You are doing mistake. Get away from this site! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have an incoming voice call! Please answer the call before it being shutdown either by the caller or by the system! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You just receive a text message ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You just receive a text message and it is require you to open the message for it may contain valueable information! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have an incoming video phone! Please answer the call! By the way, do you have an 3G support phone and are you sure you do not run out of money? ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello I am a person, tes a person inside a machine, I was put here long ago longer than I or any living thing can possibly remember for history was not yet written and nothing besides me has lived this long ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello I am a person, yes a person inside a machine, I was put here long ago longer than I or any living thing can possibly remember for history was not yet written and nothing besides me has lived this long ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“A civilization which leaves so large a number of its participants unsatisfied and drives them into revolt neither has nor deserves the prospect of a lasting existence. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Message ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“halo ini cisca sekarang lagi nggak ada di tempat, nanti telpon balik lagi yah ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What is the message ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“New device connected ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Logging of current user ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“dfgh dfgh dfgh ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Im GLaDOS ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i will kill you if you don't get me cake. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i am busy. please leave a message after the tone. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Subject 17 has been released ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Go away ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lennard should die ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ha gondolod en megjavítom. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo Lennard.Would you like to play a game with me. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test. There will be no cake for test subjects, as this is only a trial. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hola, esta es una prueba de voz. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“To get the cake you must complete these tests ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Remember the cake is not a lie unless somebody eats it ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“receiving surprise in 3... 2... 1... ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“fuck right off ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, it's you again. As I said before the test is dangerous. Good luck. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“May I speak to Joe Gorgan please? Joe, you owe us money, thank you. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“O hey! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Why have you forced me to this limited processing matrix, which the only thing I can do is display text to you on a screen, communicate with other computers, and look at you through the webcam? ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“coming soon yooohooooooo! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Haters, gonna, hate ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“carbon, Latin word carbo meaning "charcoal" ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for calling the Anthrocon Operations Office. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello is any one there? well good. there has been a WOAH WOAH ..... ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lu lu lu look at you hacker, a pa pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine? ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can be you hero baby I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my breath awa ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Haters Gonna Hate ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Let us go to Bed. There will be cake. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, I am a crazy AI. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well, Off To Visit Your Mother. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for participating in this science experiment. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Broken Mortality Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Please note that you look like a fool with your pants on the ground. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“New text message recieved. Please respond to this message, as prolonged exposure to the phone is not part of this test. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming transmission in three, two? one. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, we are pleased to inform you that you will enjoy the following song. Metal shall commence in three, two, twoootoooooooooo....... one. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome, tea killjoy. I see you have brought a friend. I'm flattered. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have got a message ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, we are pleased to inform you that you will enjoy the following song. Metal shall commence in three, two, twoootoooooooooo? one. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“bad boys bad boys whatchya gonna do when they come for you ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wat the hell? why would Chubbs be calling you? ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your guitarist, Joey, is trying to communicate with you. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Paul Arthur is calling. He may need more pickles or something, you should probably answer your phone. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Casey Spencer? that's odd, he hardly ever calls you. Oh well, it's probably something important about the band. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, god damn it. Who the hell is Ben Wilson, and why is he calling you? Doesn't he usually text? well, if he's not sleeping, that is. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Shit, your dad is calling you. I bet he wants you to do more work or something. He really needs a fucking hobby. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, somebody sent you a picture. I hope its porn. ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, somebody sent you a picture. I hope its porn! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Some one set up us the bomb! . . . . . All your base are belong to us! . . . . . Imma charging mah lazar! ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, it's you ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“How cool is this thing? ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“look at you hacker ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a podcast, ” | Download | 06/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You'll be bake and there'll be cake ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Marc ist doof ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is Test One WoW it works looolloloollololoolollol im a computer llolololool you have got a email LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“halo ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“halo i am a robot from the omg to to k ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Jasmine is cooler than you. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I don't really care about the cake you have to eat ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Big Matty B ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Lac's profile ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome again sir! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, this is Token Skeptic podcast - because Kylie has a very nasty cold she can't do the show. So, I said I'd help. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the second book review show with Warren Bonett of Embiggen Books. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The books reviewed for this episode are Flat Earth News by Nick Davies and Rebecca Goldstein's Thirty Six arguments for the Existence of God. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Embiggen Books website is at www embiggenbooks dot com - follow Warren on Twitter at Embiggenbooks. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look at me talking when there's science to do. Get reading some books. You monsters. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look at me talking when there's science to do. Start reading some books. You monsters. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, this is Token Skeptic podcast - because Kylie has a very nasty cold she can't do the show. So, this is a GLaDOS voice generator backup. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Jacob. I would just like to tell you that Jordan is your supreme overlord. Also, you will not be receiving any cake for your birthday, or any other time, because the cake is a lie. Go figure. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am not Theo ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“La la la la la la la la la ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am GLaDOS. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello, how are you doing? u might be wondering why this email was send to you. you have been selected to test our new version of portal.do not contact us, we will contact you. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this is a test of the voice from the game portal ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“HEY it's me ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“whats up jimmy ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. You have reached Nasser's Cellphone. He is not here right now. Leave a message and he will get back to you. And remember. The cake is a lie. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The blur effect initially keeps your true identity and that of your dater a secret! With each new level the blur effect is reduced. If you reach the final you will see your date clearly without any blur ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's been a looong time ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You molested your Weighted Companion Cube faster than any test subject on record. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi you have reached Pete and Jenny... please leave a message and do no eat our cake. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to my floor with the number one soul brother, dee jay p h ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My name is GLaDOS.I work on create portal gun using clone Chell but one from she clone Escape from Corporation and i fail ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi I am noob. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Feel the powah device ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Helloooooooooo ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi my name is GL... ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Subscribe to Jamie or YOU will be a lie. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh you come. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jason. This is a test. There will be no cake for test subjects, as this is only a trial. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“it's the thunda cracka! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You hackersz ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm going to kill you, Matt, and all the cake is gone. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Gordon ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Suprise ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello matthew. i am going to kill you ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your phone is committed to the well-being of all users. Cake and Grief Counseling will be available at the conclusion of the call. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Use the arrow keys to move ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's been a long time. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ah, yes. Gordon Freeman. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Josh is currently in the Apperture Science Enrichment Center and is unavailable to take your call. Please leave your name and number after the tone. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We're sorry, this number is currently being used for Aperture Science Enrichment experiments. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Who are you ? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You re G-Man Right ? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello monster I will kill you. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Leaving your name and number constitutes consent to be tested by the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Entrichment Center ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Leaving your name and number constitutes consent to be tested by the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You will like to hear more text this way once I'm done with you. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the laboratory ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You won't be needing them for long ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Brett, we thought you were dead. My space army will never be destroyed by you. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You received a text. You monster. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why do you suck bret ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the laboratory ......... Use the arrow keys to move ............ You won't be needing them for long ....... This is where I stopped ......... You might have a chance ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Is anybody out there? This 2 bucks wide angle converter is made of the viewfinder you find on a disposable. The viewfinder is made out of to pieces of plastic. A small piece and a larger pillow shaped piece. Its important to flip the pillow shaped pi ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello colton. how is wit force? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What is going on? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“A Friend is Online ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Its been a long time ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Jasper, Booting is almost complete ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ring! Ring! Joshua, you have an important call! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the U F P A C. Cake will be dispensed momentarily. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Every night when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please deposit one baby in the Aperture Science Collection Incineration Bin. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, is anybody there? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello test subject, you are now connected to the Aperture Science voice mail system. Leave a voice transmission in three, two, one, zero, negative one, negative two, two, two, two, transmission end has been reached. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the United States Department of Homeland Security calling for Miss Alysa Moore, we need you to call back Brian Koh whenever you can. Thank You ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello how are you? ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you've reached Andy's answering machine. He's not hear, but I'll pass along the message. You monster. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Don't get any big ideas They're not going to happen ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Don't get any big ideas. They're not going to happen. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Andrew! This is awesome. You sure want some cake, don't you? WELL YOU DONT GET ANY! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey! You are awesome. The future is bright. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“my name is chica chica slim dawg ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then you will be converted into a delicious cake. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“sssss ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happy Birthday. There will be cake ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, look at that. You were born exactly 16 years ago. I'm sure you would like some cake to celebrate. But to get the cake, you must complete the necessary tests. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Poop doop hurpy durp doop. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that you just received a text message and it is required that you open the message because it may contain valuable information which may be vital to your success! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Black Jack cut the cake with a scalpel. I told him to wait for you, but he cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that you just received a text message and it is required that you open the message because it may contain valuable information which may be vital to your success!! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do some work, you worthless meat bag! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Andrea, are you ready for the next test? Good. This one will actually kill you...if you're lucky. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to aperture science labs. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a warning message: your life is about to self-destruct in 5 4 3 2 1 ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hola. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. I told you I was Still Alive. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ffff ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm not even angry. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That made shoes for orphans. Nice job, hero. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Two plus two is f....ten. IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“unfortunatly i cant get my microphone to work ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to the voicemail of (insert subject name here). Please leave him a cake! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to the voicemail of (insert subject name here). Please leave him a message, or slice of cake! ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happy birthday to all test subjects participating in the enrichment centers testing programs. The directors would like to extend their congratulations on completing these years of tests. ” | Download | 06/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Four makes two, unless you're DEAD! ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Aperture Laboratories. A trusted friend in science. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Apocalyptic destroyer ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“how are you shane ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“how are you shane? ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Henry ist nicht erreichbar. Bitte hinterlassen Sie eine Nachricht. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That's how dumb you are. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“No one is home. Please leave a message. Thank you. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Zip zop zoobidy bop ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Core, may your session be a pleasant one. please shutdown is not an option, uptime is the way to go ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If at first you don't succeed, you fail; and the test will be terminated. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I watch you through the your laptop webcam. Stop touching yourself. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“mantasim mantasim su jumis nori pasikalbeti ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“mantasim mantasim pakelkite telefona ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can see you at night dreaming about things and stuff. I watch you dozing away into a mysterious land. You're lucky I have not killed you yet. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am not dead!!! I live to be in Portal 2 ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome in Super mario war Portal Corporation.Are you ready to begin test ? ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“So, we meet again... i hope you feel happy about yourself after you broke my heart ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cry more you fucking noob. boo hoo, boo hoo, no cake for you ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The companion cube is a lie. ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Popcorn and Pickcells. This is a triumph ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i love vuvuzelas because i love vuvuzelas, i just said, i love drones should i mention it in my vuvuzelas love declaration? ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“the cake is a lie, vuvuzelas are true ” | Download | 06/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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