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Dominic Ferri! Here is GlaDOS! Please make your maps a little bit faster, because the isn't a lie. So, c'mon! Let's do it!
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Hey, here is GlaDOS! Make your maps faster and better. Another way, I must killing you. I know where are you living. And now, get the cake.
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Nevermind, Your life was NULL anyway.
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Welcome home, I missed you
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This is a test for the GLaDOS Voice Generator program.
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Why would you do this to me. Does this even sound like me? It is awesome that you are batching into Melodyne.
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Now Processing Metamorphasis
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What the hell brandon? i was gunna eat that!
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Welcome to the First Aperture Science Test Chamber, It is not that Well made because we were on a budget of only 400 dollars, yes we had to give up on buying a playstation three to make this, so make the most of this... please
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Hello. Hello. Can you Hear Me?. Oh Ok you Can. Anyway. Welcome to the First Test Chamber Made By Aperture Science. So Please Dont http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smvabxK8NmI&feat. Oh i am Sorry. i was made on a budget too. i cant say much cause of SSHHSHHH
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RAWR
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Wake up sleepy head! Test subject 0429 is experiencing minor difficulties waking up. My assumption leads me to believe he is dead. I guess there is no cake for you now.
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Wake up, Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Test subject 0429 is experiencing minor difficulties waking up. My assumption leads me to believe he is dead. I guess there is no cake for you now.
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Welcome home, I missed you.
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Groovy GlaDOS
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That cake is a lie
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The test subject, Allison is not avalible at the moment, please leave a message.
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The cake was in the Companion Cube. Ha ha,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hello, you are gay.
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Wookie
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this is a triumph
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This was a triumph
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Cyborg a person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device.
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i will eat your babies
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BLU Heavy Weapons Guy owns all the babies on Atia Island
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DROID!
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat, Of a bicycle built for two, We will go tandem as man and wife, Daisy, Daisy
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichmentcenter
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No I am not planning to kill you
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Hello, you have reached Braden. He is unavaiable right now. Feel free to leave a voicemail or send a text message.
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Alex. I hate your guts why don't you just kuh kuh kuh kill yourself kill yourself now
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hi max how are you .could you come to my house
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John. This was a Triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCESS! It's okay, that you broke my heart. But don't dare to flirt with the Companion Cube, or the Companion Crate! I love you.
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Welcome, test 1902783.
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Hey! Where the hell are you going?
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Shit! You've escaped!
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Welcome, Test 1927344.
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Welcome, test 1838234.
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Welcome, test subject 2819100
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Melina. It's me, GLADoS! I just want to tell you that John still loves you! Don't be angry anymore or else the Companion Cube visits you. Forgive and forget. He loves you. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science Computer-aided Love-protocol.
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i love you james
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Due to the nature of the Robotnik Science Hand Held Portal Ring, direct contact with a Robotnik Science Portal without assuming the appropriate ball position, or without using a Robotnik Science Invincibility Monitor will result in excruciating pain
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followed by death
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Have a nice day.
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no thank you
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Inspect your Aperture Science Information Display device
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hello and welcom to the enrichment center
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Hello islam, how are you doing?
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The cake is a lie!
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Go! Lugia and Dragonite!
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For your own safety, please do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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Jordan, you have, one, new call incoming. If i were you, which i am not, i would respond to it. Like, now
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sixtyfour twentythree why don't you sit back
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Woble attack!
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Do not listen to them, the cake is not a lie.
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. Yo
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Sooner or later there is going to be death on the sixth level. Wether you like it or not. weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel.
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Melina. Thanks for forgiving Subject #1337. Subject John will never threaten to betray you again. He will loose his free will in 3. 2. 1.
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Congratulations John on completing your testing. Enjoy the cake. I hope you don't die soon.
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Incoming Text Message. Incoming Call. Please answer your phone.
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Subject #78105, congratulations on completing the testing. Let me take this moment to tell you that the cake is a lie, and you will be burnt. Goodbye.
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kill
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i am going to have to play garry's mod on Code boy 4000 computer
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Torchwood outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. The 21st century is when everything changes. And Torchwood is ready. Contents [hide]
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Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. The 21st century is when everything changes. And Torchwood is ready.
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fuck everyone
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We are all part of the same compost heap
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The extrusion process has completed. Please wait for the prototype to cool before removing it.
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test test test
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Michelle
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Could you please not do that?
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yes, that
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the itst bitsy spider went up the water spout
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hello?
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As per usual, there will cake later.
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Can I get a laaaaaawndale?!
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the carbon re-initialization program
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boner
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Fuck you, fanboy!
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Skye Reynolds
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Hello steven is gay
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blank your mind. boh! jaman.
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Happy Birthday Gman! Please taste the cake, it's so delicious!
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please don't be mad. i love you. hey put me down.
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my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi
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I'm sorry, I love you?
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Glados says Hi to Adam, Ali, Carl and Duncan.
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This is a test. I repeat, this is a test. Eat the cake cake cake hi. hi. hi hi hi hihihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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I-i i i i i i i am sorry ....... the-e-e-ere was an error ror ror ror rrrr #^^#%^#%^#%^#%^#%^#(^)%#^(%^#%^())
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this is the song that never ends__ and it goes on and on my friends __ some people started singing it . not knowing what itw as __ they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends
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dday
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This is the Midnight In Chicago website. Please make yourself at home. Your fact based podcast is now ready to download. Thank you.
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welcom
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pants on the ground
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Welcome. This is not the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Instead, I am here to tell you that this person deserves the third place prize. This may shock you, but seriously... a dazzle.
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SO I heard you like pepsi.
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Why am I doing this? this this is not even a good entry.
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Error starting system. Please reboot it.
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Hello and welcome to the Slim Productions Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
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"Hello. You have reached the audio recording device of <INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE>. Of coarse you probably knew that, and you'd know that I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. <INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE> is currently unavailable for an indeterminate amount o
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INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE. He Or She is Currently unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time. Please leave a recording for reasons of posterity. Also remember to leave your favorite type of cake. Thank you, and Goodbye.
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Hello. You have reached the audio recording device of INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE. He Or She is Currently unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time. Please leave a recording for reasons of posterity. Thank you And Goodbye!
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It hurts... IT HURTS. NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
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welcome to the enrichment center i like pancakes , lol cat
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Hello sir. Welcome to the enrichment center. Please remove your shoes.
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hello there. i am going to kill you
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There is no point in using violence to answer your questions. It is quite obvious that anything you do will do nothing but break your own heart.
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Hello there. This is Sony. Sony a multinational conglomerate corporation and inferior to me.
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This Power Point is now over. All slides will end in 3. 2. 1. Good bye.
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y r u so stewpid
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Hello there class. This is Sony. Sony is going to change the world.
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New ragnarock
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Portal, fan, page
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i am. trying to, see what punctuation; spaces the/ words out: more. maybe\ a set of (parenthesis) will help.
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hello subject c a s e y are you ready for your test
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Hola y bienvenido
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Of, Ov.
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Hello and welcome to the Sony enrichment center. here you will learn everything you will ever need to know about. Sony.
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Hello, I am Cranio. You gotta hit that shit no rubbaz.
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You have reached Jesse's voice mail. Please leave a message, text message, or promptly fuck off.
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We blood lust on trash.
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You never asked my name. Its Edgar.
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Hello, my name is Javiar, and i will be helping you through the level
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The cake Is moist and a lie
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Test subject charlotte. I am still alive. even though my heart is broken. Please proceed with the schedualed test protocall.
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Hello, and welcome.. for cake
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Hello, And Welcome.. to your doom. why is this your doom? because the cake.. i will offer cake.. IT IS A LIE!
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Please accept this incoming call from your fellow Aperture Science test subjects. When you are done. There will be cake.
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Cake is a lie.
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You just lost the game
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Austin suck my taint
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Hey there. Hope I haven't done anything stupid lately that made you feel bad. Glad you had a good time in NY. Posh
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Hello Kylie. I found this and it's cool. It doesn't sound completely like GLaDos, but who cares. The cake is a lie. I like cake.
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ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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hello my name is john.
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Aperture Science hopes to guide you to a wonderful destination. Please proceed to the route indicated on your screen.
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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. However, you went off route and I must now waste processing cycles to recalculate. That was not nice.
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Aperture Science enrichments do not exist in every car, and this may cause a delay ahead.
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continue on route
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Make a U-Turn
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hello my name is adrian
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Make a U-Turn. Area and state regulations may control where you must turn, and Aperture Science is not responsible for any damage. Please be careful.
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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. However, you went off route and I must now waste processing cycles to recalculate.
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Destination
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Via point
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You are now arriving, I hope you enjoy your cake at your
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Enter roundabout
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In
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Then
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On left
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Navigate off road
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Navigate on road
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Moo
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Got it memorized?
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Visitors in my nose.
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Why must you do this to me?
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Welcome To C and C If you have any questions , please ask them
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Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo
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Don't I even warrant a hello?
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Run, run away!
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May the cat eat you, and may the devil be eaten by the cat!
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I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't speak gibberish?
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May the cat eat you, and may the cat be eaten by the devil!
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Good morning sunshine, now get your fat behind out of bed because there's work to be done!
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San, you need to stop reading that smut. Your eyes will bleed from the huge amount of gay porn you read.
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hey look at that
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attention federation vessle. you are all going to die!
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ohoh, that look bad...
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All your base are belong to us!
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Warning : bacteriological exposure is not a part of the test
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There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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PEIDO
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Hear me roar.
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Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible! It'll have much more fun on the swing.
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hello natasha welcome the Aperture science Enrichment Center. we hope that you complete the tests and at the end there is cake.
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Your phone is ringing. please answer the phone. If you do not answer quickly, you will not get any cake. Why do you hate cake so much?
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Cameron Your phone is ringing. if you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why wont you answer? do you hate me?
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Hello and agian welcome to elisha's voice mail, please leave a message after the beep
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Hello welcome to e lies voice mail, please leave a message after the beep or you will get no cake
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head first feet second safety third
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my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Loging in Seryder
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Stop it. keep that up and you will break the computer is that what you want
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Error
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Hello Fareed.
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Squat down and inhale the nauseating knock offs
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You Haven't Been Eating Your Cake. What's Wrong?
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The Wabbits Are Invading. Ahh. Help Me. I Am In Serious Need Of Help.
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This Wasn't A Triumph. I'm Making A Note Here. Complete Failure. I Am Not Alive, Anymore. The Wabbits Got Me.
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Incoming Text Message
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Welcome to the Aperture Science testing labs. Good luck, Max.
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Wake up vic, it is time to find some food!
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Please enjoy this aperture science Computer aided enrichment center remiks.
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I am
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Teekay
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The Cake is a Pie dot com
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Farragar
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A Cake Is A Pie Production
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olololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. And this is Portal
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you will be baked and then there will be cake
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hola, esto es una prueba, soy GLaDOS y esto es Apreture Sciences
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hahaha i love cake
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There really was a cake you know. But i ate it because you killed me and you didn't deserve it. I bet you can't defeat me again. It's not like you deserve it.
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This is a message
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Sonny is a slut
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Intruder. Step back from the house. Police have been notified
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Oh bama Mush DIE!!!
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Oh bama Mush DIE!!!!
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What is this thing we don't know what it does?
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wocka wocka
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Welcome to the s m Huge flat space map. please find user smeddles on garrysmod dot org.
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welcome to s m flat. space. map.
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Recalculating
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The Fat Controller is not amused. You are going to be baked into cake in 3, 2, 1
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We are now testing how well you deal with turntables. If you become nauseous, feel free to vomit
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This is GLaDOS. Now testing the computer´s sound program.
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you have a text message
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By using an extened script you will be able to hear for yourself how I perform.. Why?
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a new message has arrived
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This was a triumph. Im making a note here huge success its haaaard to overstate my satisfaction
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Hello jason, I am your mother, uurrhhhh.Muffin cupcake, goodbye.
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Oh joy, youve got a text, how fun
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You have a new message.
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Ohhh i think this is getting funny
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Hey I think its getting funny now
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look out the fairies are coming you better watch out
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Critical error
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i will kill you
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Hi, Glados here with the Aperture Science handheld portal device. This device can be used to create portals in which you can easily travel in. These portals are completely harmless and would not hurt anyone. But I might. Umm you did not hear that. Ok?
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You fucking suck, and I hate you.
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Hello, Clara, what color panties are you wearing today?
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Adrian, stop fapping to scout porn and post to voyeurbating. Insert Angryface here
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GlaDOS watches you masturbate.
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Orgytastic
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Greetings and welcome to the Companion Cube for Every Child initiative. Please proceed to the conveyor belt in order to receive your Companion Cube.
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will you be my best friend? I've always wanted a friend so I could kill him. just kidding
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Activating flight mode
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you will die in 5 4 3 2 1
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The cake is real.
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Hello Brandon Smith friend of David Skillin.
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Geoffrey is retarded
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Geoffrey is the only nerd in this room.
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but but but I have a big but.
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Please remain calm or go phuck yourself.
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Counter-Terrorists Win
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Terrorists Win
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The Bomb has Been Planted
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Bomb Defused
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go eat a bag of schlongs, you miserable caulk-zucker
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Unidentified vessel within Delta Sector Quadrant, unidentified vessel within Delta Sector Quadrant. Initiating airspace defensive systems - power, green; gattlers, green; target, red. Initiating, now.
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Welcome to LUNA internet, please take a computer and work
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buenos dias, como estas? como te fue en el trabajo?
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Swipe out and wait for the green light to prevent vaporization
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This door has recently been upgraded with the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid. Improper logout may result in permanent disability such as vaporization and loss of cake privileges.
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This door has recently been up graded with the AAperture Science Material Emancipation Grid. Improper log out may result in permanent disability such as vaporization and loss of cake privileges
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Please note that the Enrichment Center is not responsible for any frustrations that the Enrichment Center testing may cause, such as knowing that the cake, actually, is a lie.
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Please be patient. The Paris Jay Show will resume shortly
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This door has recently been up graded with the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid. Improper log out may result in permanent disability such as vaporization and loss of cake privileges
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Hi little human, who are you? I'm Schala, the best computer ever
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During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you
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Hello Gabe
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Hello Gabe. Your life is a lie. No one likes you.
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Testing, testing. Is anybody there? Don't make me come in there
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Hello Morgan- Please, teach Jamie to do physics. If you do, delicious cake will be served.
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Aperture sience use Ubuntu. Black Mesa used Windows.
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Rise and shine Mr. Freeman
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This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care.
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Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
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I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him
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At the end of the experiment, you will be baked. And then there will be cake
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Cake, followed by grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period.
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I Invited your best friend, the companion cube. But he couldnt come becuase you murdered him.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak
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Hey. You have a textx message. Its probably from the companion cube. But its not. Becuase you murdered him.
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Hey. You have a text message. Its probably from the Companion Cube. But its not becuase you murdered him.
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For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son, so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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To say you have no text messages would be a blatant fabrication.
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Are you still there?
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The Geek Tap Science Foundation wishes to welcome you to this website. Enjoy. And remember, all your brain cells are belong to us!
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Hello. This is GLaDOS. You are in the first test chamber. Make yourself at home.
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haa haaa Hi Mark em Hiii mark
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Spell Reflect
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jjj
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Hallo wie geht es dir?
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Test
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I want you to play a little game
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Hello.
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What can i do down there?
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sa ma cac pe ma-ta
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house essentials
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im not even angry
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warning. new contact in sector 3. initializing surveillance protocol b7. all systems nominal
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Spy sappin ma sentry.
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Hey. You have a text message. Its probably from the companion cube. Bu its not because you murdered him.
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I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
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This is a really long sentence, you might notice. I D I O T!
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I am the leet haxxor
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hello rusty have you seen my pet trex
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The Cake is a lie. I like mashed potatos.
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Hello, today we will be murdering you without you knowi-I mean....who wants cake
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warning, you have entered a restricted zone
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hello 97raven123. we hope you enjoy your time working in the enrichme-e-e-e-e-EEEROOO-. warning! unknown access to my data base has- input code for access. THE CAKE IS A LIE
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please hurry to the elevator
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I are so awesome
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Now tracking color red
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Now tracking the color RED
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Now tracking the color. RED
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Now tracking the color BLUE
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Now tracking the color GREEN
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Now tracking the color BLACK
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Now tracking the color WHITE
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Now tracking the color YELLOW
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Now tracking the color MAGENTA
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Now tracking the color CYAN
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Now tracking the color RED.
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hello and welcome to chamber 57 have fun thinking with portals.
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It's time for the banana dance!!!!
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Sorry Link, I can't give credit... come back when you're a little, Mmmmmmmmmm richer!
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Sorry Link, I can't give credit, come back when you're a little Mmmmm Richer!
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Wheeeeee
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we do not forgive we do not forget
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Happy Birthday Sicco, sorry for not calling you, but you know the cake is a lie, no really there will still be cake
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fuck you gordon
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welcome back sixkiller
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Hello there fellow viewers. Welcome to another episode of Kirby Fights.
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Are you there, psychoaccess?
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salut je m'appel rémi
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Who are you? What is that? What is THAT??
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hi austin, the cake is a lie
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Hi! My name is Rémi
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Hi! My name is Rééééééééémi
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Congratulations! You may now proceed to the next chamber.
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them dam turrets are getting on my nerves
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Welcome to the aperture Science
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Color Specifications for red saved
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Color Specifications for blue saved
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Color Specifications for green saved
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Color Specifications for cyan saved
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Color Specifications for yellow saved
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Configurations for the color red saved.
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The cake is not a lie. In fact, contrary to the popular belief of your species, through quantum physics, you may in fact have your cake, and eat it too.
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Please insert one baby to continue.
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David Your phone is ringing. if you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why wont you answer? do you hate me?
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Specifications for the color red have been saved.
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This is glados.
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join me on blog tv this weekend
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this weekend, the head crab and the weighted companion cube will be on blog tv. join us there
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So long, and thanks for all the fish
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Katie, you are very good at turning me on
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Hello? Is anyone there? I would like it if someone ate my cake with frosting.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Here, your Aperture Scince Handheld Portal Device fails.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Here, your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device fails.
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I will be helping you though the aperature science computer aided enrichment center. Thank you for being here to test with us.
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U PHAIL. U Phail to life... Nobody Likes you. Leave me Now. Stupid, Stupid People...
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Helleo-Hellao-Hello, Welcome to the aperature science inrichment center.
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Thas-This-THIS IS GLaDOS. Thas-This-THIS IS GLaDOS. Thas-This-THIS IS GLaDOS. Wel-Wel-Welcome! Wel-Wel-Welcome! G-L-a-D-O-S, Singin' G-L-a-D-OS! GLaDOS Rap! G-L-a-D-O-S, Singin' G-L-a-D-OS! GLaDOS Rap! G-L-a-D-O-S, Singin' G-L-a-D-OS! GLaDOS Rap! OH YEAH
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RIIIING...RIIIIIING...RIING...Your Phone is Ringing. Pick it up now. There is cake. Well, Not Really. Pick up the phone. Your phone is Ringing. RIIIING...RIIIIIING...RIING...
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Fail! Fail! I WATCH YOU FAIL! Fail! Fail! I WATCH YOU FAIL! Fail! Fail! I WATCH YOU FAIL! Fail! Fail! I WATCH YOU FAIL! Fail! Fail!
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Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Lovin' The Companion Cube!
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This is GLaDOS of the intergalactic House of Pancakes, and I command you to talk now. If you don't, there will be no cake for you. Now talk person.
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Most People Know about it than any other land mark.
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The Companion Cube Assures you that Life
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The Companion Cube Assures you that Life Sucks.
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The Companion Cube Assures you that Life Sucks
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The Companion Cube Assures you that Life Rocks
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This message is GLaDOS Message Number 885
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ring ring your phone is ringing answer your phone answer your god dam phone now before the person standing behind you in this line punches you ring ring
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Hello I am a mac How have you been doing PC sense the epic fail of vista Perhaps but all the cool people use macs Yes, like the people who care about graphics, movie editing, and performance power But mine comes with cake
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Hello, The Phantom.
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Hello, SUBJECT NAME HERE.
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The enrichment center reminds you that you cannot speak, so shut the hell up.
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The turrets originally, in Half-Life 2, did not speak... But current version is fucking cute.
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See you later.
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Hello, and welcome to the Smitemaster graduation area.
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You can take a look of the winners on the scroll, then go to the final test.
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Not bad.
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Dear Silver Sword, this is a test of my GLaDOS skill. Does it sound fine?
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soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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Kaity, you are very good at turning me on
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Message Number 900. Just To Epic.
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Hello, This is your cell phone. It's Ringing. Pick it up now. Pick it up and there will be cake. Alright, there is o cake in your phone. Or is there? Just pick up your phone before A Turrnet shoots you. No pick up your phone.
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Imma Firein' My Lazor!
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BLAHHHHHHHHHH!
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Myth Busters is totally awsome.
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The World is Totally Awsome.
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FUCK
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Your portals are safe, but your portal gun is not. Refrain from stupidity.
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Hello Olivia.
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This is the you be police. Please contact us immediately to process your felony charge.
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What the hell is wrong with you
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For house Ordos!!!!
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Sigh, I am BORED... BORED I SAYS IT!
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I know you're there, I can feel you.
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center.
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Hello, and Welcome to Tech Class. Please Refain from stupidity as you work on your projects, thank you class.
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. See the way she lays her hand upon her cheek. If but I could be that hand, so that I might touch that cheek!
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Hello there Dr.Vector
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Hello Father I will help murder them All
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After 300 hundred meters, turn left.
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Hello there Dr Vector
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Hello, do you know my new best friend Vincent? He will be my next testsubject to use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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The Weighted Companion Cube will never leave you. It has no legs.
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ill scissor kick you
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Exit ahead
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Ahead take the ferry
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Border crossing ahead
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Ahead keep left
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Ahead keep right
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Traffic circle ahead
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Left turn ahead
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U turn ahead
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and go along
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You have reached your destination
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You will reach your destination
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at the end of the road
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Turn slightly left
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Your destination is on your left
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