Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.

Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from...

This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.

The Aperture Science 'Bring your daughter to work' day is the perfect time to have her tested.

The cake is a lie.

As part of our required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber.

While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellets seen to the left of the chamber can and have caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporisation.

Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.

Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.

The Aperture Science Secret Speaker Escape Hatch System will open in three. Two. One.

Welcome to the awesomeness place.

Spy sapping my dispenser!

Please note that the next area in this chamber may be hazardous to your health.

thank you for helping us help you help us all.

the sky was painted in blood, I fell asleep in her arms

Wind-kun rules! Haikus cannot express the full truth of this one statement.

Please, don't do that!

Budete o chvilu mrtvy.

lubim ta mojko

ahoj ja sa volám Diana

Random test.

what kind of faggetry is this?

What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What! Main screen turn on. It's You! How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say!! You have no chance to survive make your time Ha Ha Ha

Why

Hello Mister Stark. It's been a while since you sent me here for destroying. I was very bad. But now it's time for a test. Don't worry, it's fun. YOU WON'T FORGET IT IN A LONG TIME MISTER STARK.

to report trouble on existing service press 1. to cancel or report a security alarm press 3.

you are epic gay

blasphemy

Oh joy. You have a ne blackberry message

Aperture labs, helping you help us help you help us all.

In the comunist govenment all property is shared by all and owned by the government.

All work is shared equaly and supervised by a few elected people in power

monarchy is when laws are created by a bloodline of kings or queens who also act as judge and jury in major trials

A democratic government is run by representatives elected by the people laws are determined by the representatives. Government officials must also follow the same laws as the people.

Hello, John Solomon. What are you doing here?

My ass hurts really bad.

Hello, you are due to be raped in T minus 5 seconds

There is no cake

HI MY NAME IS EARL

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'ld been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

Well, Chell. I must inform you that the memory losing drugs that you took 2 years ago are losing their effect.

Hello, Nick. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.

the cake is a lie

what the hell brandon?

this was a triumph, i'm making a note here... huge success. it's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Hello, and Welcome to the rape chamber.

Very unconventional Mister Stark. You cheated

AT least I was smart about it. Not the subtle type are you?

I love you.

This was a triumph. Also, this is a test.

In the staff room. They are watching.

What if I told you there was cake?

Modern Day Warrior, Mean Mean Stride. Todays Tom Sawyer, Mean Mean Pride.

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz! Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot! e

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Then come through the maze.

No.

Please refrain from injuring the core.

Indeed.

It's a funny story actually.

Well, the thing about that is

Looks like the cake wasn't a lie. Dumbass.

Ayn Rand makes me moist. Mmmmmmmmmm...

The Borealis. Lets think you are the key to it.

Well you found me, congratulations. Deploying rape in 5, 4, Uh oh, it seems like my rape module has broken. Please insert this complimentary dildo up your butt

Lynch the niggers.

This is a test. Not just a test but a new sound file just for you. I know who you are and I know that you have no buisness here so good luck.

desu

I love kfc

Hello. Welcome to Area 72 testing facilities.

I AM GORDON FREEMAN LOLOLOL THE CAKE IS ALIE

oh what the ultra omega heavy metal titanium the strongest wood of all yeah this is fantastic one two five remember kid don't get dead come on take it take it take it come on c'mon it's right in your mouth it's right in your face remember kid just kill

I think I love myself

Miles is a cool cat mang.

Although I pity those poor fools 10,003,00 years in the future

You are currently recieveing a call from data file corrupt. Common courtesy stipulates the call to be answered, but in the event the caller is a missing name data, stipulation may be overlooked.

Sergiu you are a real twat and i hate you in every way there is possible to hate a person.

I farted. And it smells really bad. Oh my ghod. I am about to die of smelly farts.

lollol

Oh good god

Hey joel wanna play some day of defeat Source?

lolololol you made

The Cake Is A PIE

I eat your sandwich.

hello felix

I am GLaDoS

FLUBBA FLUBBA

i like penis

I hate the world

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here; huge success.

Deploying surprise buttsex in 5, 4...

Please daddy , fuck your little girl as hard as you can with your big tasty cock.

Trase is confirmed to be the perfect human in the whole human race.

Spah sappin' mah sentry!

Welcome to Portal acess all areas

I can't believe you would actually talk to me like I'm some sort of computer

Zan nin da ta nae

Hello! Welcome to Café Gaming. Enjoy your stay. And don't forget yoann007, who is a bloody, hairy bastard.

Welcome to the Next-Gen Center, please burn in hell and die.

Painseeker is awesome. Also I am a robot. Wheeeeeeeeee

I bet my mail will be spammed after this. :(

Hello. Where are you

asf 111d :D I ALSO ATE YOUR CAKE!!

Hello will you fuck me?

Why is there a toad sitting on my big toe.

Dude I think you need to chill out. I love chicken fingers and it keeps me calm all day long.

PANDA! Set up a Lobby!

oh mi god its christmas

hello how are you

Your computer is starting, duh.

Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man

my rofl coppter goes soi soi soi soi soi

Your cock got stuck in my ass

I AM JESUS MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST FUCKERS

You failed in your life, it's said by GLaDOS Personality No. 2

It is much better to give up for i can still offer the cake to you.

gfvhjdsdkjdsdfghj,

lol

Are you mad? I think you're mad. You mad You mad You mad. No, i think you're mad.

star wars rules

Dude I think you need to chill out. I love chicken fingers and it keeps me calm all day long

There really was a CUP CAKE!

The cake is not a lie

Uh-oh, somebody cut the cake. £"$!%^

FOX News, We report, you decide.

Hello. Where are you? I need a cake for you, it isn't a lie. Isn't a lie... isn't. a. lie.

I like cake

As you might know, Your computer is starting.

Hello Frog Laser.

motherfucker been drinken up mah wiiiiiine

My name is GLaDOS and i'm a Anime

This is Microsoft sam, your computers default voice.

You all just lost thej game

I just lost the game* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

fuck you

no u

Barney Rubble Sucks

Barney Rubble Sucks and has no freidns

faggot

Hold on i have to puke

I love harry Mick innon

hello and welcome to apeture science

Though is mind is not for rent. To any god or government. He reserves a quiet defense. riding out the days events. The River!

I like to fuck twinkies

laughing out loud

Hello Nathan, This is Luke I am using a Random thing that makes this thing sound like glados.

Glados is a fucking annoying character and people should stop jerking off to her

That cake is a spy!

Why hello there, welcome to the black mesa research facility. The time is 8:47 AM. Current topside tempature is 96 degrees, with a estimated high of 105.

hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment centre

Glados lol and lol har har har

Hello my name is nunx and Im awesome

Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This is Aperture GLaDOS your labs default voice

ooble

Marlamin sucks

Hello James. You have been selected to take part in an experiment. Please come to the warehouse on 123 fake warehouse street

I'm still alive

hellp

How are you?

The whole voice generating process can be relatively long

lole loel lol

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree : Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea.

Tits or Get The Fuck Out, Chell. Its the rule.

Why don't you love me anymore?

Hello, fag

Hello

hi there

syö paskaa. Facepunchstudios is full of 12 year old kids. You know it and it is true. Garry can suck my shitty dick, yes, shitty dick. you probably are too an 12 year wannabe kid. That's right.

You are a sexy boy!

Where the fuck am I? Ohh god ohh god there's something in here, It's a fucking zombie. Someone HELP ME PLEASE, A FUCKING ZOMBIE IS HERE NEXT TO ME!

This is not mars, this is a stupid robot.

Thank you for participating in this Apertere science computerated enrichment activity. Good bye

Hello my name is GLaDOS 2.31 EPIC FAIL

Hello, I am GLaDOS, MS sam's hot sister.

You will never make it out, Give up. You, will, Die.

The game end in 3

The cake will be delivered to SUBJECT ADDRESS HERE

Sad Face

Hello and welocme to

Fuck my arse

Hello and welcome to the apeture science enrichment center

Hello and welcome to GIANT ARSE-RELATED MISTAKE

If you want an image of the future, imagine a boot stamping onto a human face: forever.

Penis

this was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

Sassafrass is a loser. Space tech is a winner

asdfasdf

In a camand economy the government sets the price and production amount based on their curupt desires cough needs

Hi matthew you are going to fart in my penis have fun weaner lolololol

You have received a text message on your cellular phone.

please attempt to stay awake as i summarize your first semester

in a market economy people are allowed to own buissnesses and products are manufatured and sold acording to supply and demand

in a traditional economy people barter supplies in place of currency, example ....... cake

# # “ hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center

subsistence agriculture is where only what is necessary to maintain survival is produced

Why hello there

fidel castro is a cuban politician who recently delivered his power to his brother. he is known for his claim to communism and true dictatorship. he came into power by overthrowing Fulgencio Batista.

king henry the eighth wanted a divorce from his wife, she didn't make good cake, so he created the church of england by breaking off from the catholic church and got a divorce with that bad cook.

Pretty cool but doesn't sounds like GLaDOS 100%. There also sounds like there are no pauses in between sentences.

hah run bitch

niggers

Welcome Dopy, you will die

martin luther is known for his disagreement with the church.. to show this he nailed the 95 thesis on the door of the catholic church and formed the protestant church.

I welcome you to your new home, please stay and await my personal faggot who will teach you more.

Hello, I want to make a shoutout to the coolest person.

There is no cake. There was never any cake.

hi

Facepunch is for shitty little 12 year old cocks who have an ego the size of a massive dick

This is GLaDOs, hello comrad!

Testing 1 2 3

i hate niggers, please deposit one baby to destroy a nigger

If you have having a hard time interrogating people, it is because there is no interrogation feature.

You sick son of a bitch

And thus he came from the sky, lightning and thunder in his wake. With a wave of his hand all that is known was forever lost.

omg wtf bbq

Im gonna eat yo soul

Hello, and again, welcome to your mother.

Your mother is so extremely morbidly obese she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

The portal will open in three, two, one. SUBJECT NAME HERE is to go through it. Or die. Or die. Or die.

This won't work one hundred percent will it?

I love you

Hello, This is your phone, Please answer it. Failing to do so will result in a horrendous death by my hand

I'm the goddamn batman.

Need a dispenser here!

You are so small is funny to me

Logan Ross is a gigantic homosexual who works at aperature science, sucking the cawks of all male employees.

I think Train is a pretty cool guy, he codes stuff and he doesn't afraid of anything

Welcome to black mesa research facility

Xbox Media Center

does this actually work, just testing ass

You have reached the phone tree of untitled. English has been selected as the current language. Please leave a message at the tone, and the least lazy See Ee Oh will get back to you.

The time is 4:45 A. M.

It never gets old, huh? Nope. It kinda makes you want to. Break into song? Yep? I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies. I love big bridges. I love when great whites fly. I love the whole world. And all its sights and sounds.

Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da! I love the ocean. I love real dirty things. I love to go fast. I love Egyptian kings. I love the whole world. And all its craziness.

Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da! I love tornadoes. I love arachnids. I love hot magma. I love the giant squids. I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place. Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

You must first connect the Inter connecty inter cooling capacitor collector particles

Derpa

Hello, test subject. This is GLaDOS speaking. Welcome to the test chamber, where you will be performing vario- DEAD NIGGERS DEAD NIGGERS DEAD NIGGERS

Hello, and welcome to HELL! THAT'S RIGHT, HELL! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Hermanito mío, siento una dicha enorme al tenerte hurgando mis entrañas, siento que todos estos años de espera, de incertidumbre, de desafío, pero a la vez, con la determinación que me daba la seguridad de que este día llegaría

ohhh como me ponen esas imagenes, segui buscando mas videos tenia cada vez mas curiosidad por ver la tan preciada coleccion de videos que el mismo preparo

Hi, how are you

Now playing Radio Hyrule

And you are listening to Hyrule Radio

MrBloog knows the answers, that you are trying to find. But he will not give them, unless you give something worthy.

Hello and welcome to andys computer. Please enter the aperture science passowrd now.

Listen, I know you hate me. But we must settle our differences. So just put you hands. Behind your head. Close your eyes and let me fucking shoot you.

I'm the best in the world.

Testing

Hello, and welcome to my house. I hope you like it.

Hello test subject. This is Altimor. You have been selected to test the new, improved Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Dale is a tool

May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout, rainbows make me cry!

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Welcome to Thrasher's Garrys mod server.

oh god i'm coming oh yes ohohohoh

Alyx or Zoey? I would totally go up on Alyx but she's black so I would have to say Zoey because she has the hottest white ass ever.

Shit

Hello and Welcome To Ps360's Server

I ain't shaggy-headed. Gigantor, let me take this guy!!!

That information is classified.

I want to suck your big blue balls.

This is GLaDOS and you are Listening to Hyrule radio

soisoisoisoisoisois lololololololololololololol ooooooooooooo IMA GANGSTA YEAH!

Access Granted

Access Granted, Welcome to Aperture Science Hub 427

this is the glados generator

Access Denied

Welcome to Timse's Server.

ioioiuuiooiuioioiu iouiouioiueeeiiiiiooo ooooUUUUUaaaaaaao uioaaaaaaa

yay

I like to rub my ass

it is my personal belief that there will be cake and pie

My name is Rotanixel

Poop I love poop

chchchchchchchhchchchh cheieiieeiei chchchhc ieeic cochch chceo cc coc oo coc ccoc egcehchc

Let's get funky tonight, my dear.

Yeah

Why are you *short static* d-doing thhhis. Sto-op now befo- *static*

hello 3-pg.com

Hello, why the hell am I doing this for you? Because some shitty programmer is forcing me too. So thanks to him I must tell you to enjoy my services. sadface :(

Gottam gottam, spahs sappen mah central processing.

lol u gay

shut the fuck up

Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center.

S E K Cobra was here!

what da fuck

Oh hello , welcome to hell. I will kill you and your friends , family and all furries

Colon Slash Bracket Open. There are moments in existance, when one has to wonder wether what we do is right or wrong. Oddly we are mostly in error.

Felix ist ein dummer Fettsack

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BACON

hello dan, and welcome to the big monkey face room of doom

Another Visitor! Stay a while, stay forever!

Daniel is not cool, but kathy is kathyhaftig lol

Apeture Science would like to remind you that today is John Freeman Memorial day. Thank you.

Welcome to Half Life two Spain

I'm going to fuck you up nigger

I am way more awesome then you are loooooooooool

We appreciate all of your hard work, but unfortunately, we regret to inform your application has been rejected, and you, are to be terminated.

This is GLaDOS. You are listening to Evil Pez on your clan radio, Radio Hyrule.

Apeture Science would like to remind you that you are listening to Radio Hyrule.

Aperture Science would like to remind you that you are listening to Radio Hyrule.

Tosta es un hijo puta

I want to eat so many cakes

Warning, activation sequence engaged. Prototype 22 B, in service.

Fuck off fucktard

WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HELLLOOOO?

Exterior damage to Delta Labs has reached critical status. Precautionary necrotic sealing measurements underway. Evacuation procedures of all staff is highly advised.

GLaDOS says: DO NOT PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Warning, Rebels have breached the Wall

Hello, Can I eat your babies?

bleep boop achievement unlocked

I am glados, and I like children, I shove your pp in my happy spot so I can feel goooood. Where is gabe? I have his cake.. Hehehe

g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g.

Ralph, get out!

No! Please don't do that

You are a bad friend!

You found me. Congratu fucking lations.

Who are you? What are you doing?

It's not a shame, for this is his name. Brave young talented you see, he strikes his enemies like a fierce bee which dashes upon a weaker foe, Let him live? This is a no go. Known as the Azeroth's Czar..he's the mighty Avassar. Made by Kavalorn DeLacroix.

In the end there will be cake

budgie are pure evil and created my prototipe back in 1300BC cause they win

Sam I heard you liked mudkips so I stopped caring

obey zee see kay or else arizado

om nom nom this sandvich is so great

What the fuck was that?

Florian is gay

Flroian is gay

a a a a a a a a a a b b b b b b b b b b b b c c c c c c c c c c d d d d d d d d d d e e e e e e e e e e e f f f f f f f f f h h h h h h h h h h h j j j j j j j j j j k k k k k k k k k l l l l l l l l l m m m m m m m m n n n n n n n n n o o o o o o o o p

Hello. My name is Inacio and I shall make you burn in hell. Best wishes.

There is no free lunch

You found me. Congrat chu fucking layshuns.

Flux Capacitor

Ah, yes, hello there, Mister Freeman. I have... taken over the

Ah, yes, hello there, Mister Freeman. I have... taken over thisssss... robotic entity to inform you.. that... You suck. Fucking seriously I shoulda stuck with Shepard. Go away Freeman. Go away and cry.

Ah, yes, hello there, Mister Freeman. I have... taken over thisssss... robotic entity to inform you.. that... You suck. Fucking seriously I shoulda stuck with Shepard. Go away Freeman. Go away and cry. Why? Because I said so.

muh

asdf

1.6 gigawats

Makoto é gatinho

Sonic is crazy, crazier than myself in fact.

Hey (subject name here) maybe we could share a piece of cake?

hola, soy glados

this was a trial

we are making a note here

Luke Rulez

Hey there, I am a male version of GLaDOS. I am very popular. I have like 255 girls. Don't believe in me? Well... It's OK.

Hola marcos. Que haces?

FUK YOU BIC BOI

We aware you to proceed with caution.

kikikikikiki

Hello, I am GLaDOS. I need to have a word with you. Now now there, dont be afraid.

OK hai. My name is boxxy and um it's been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make a new videooo. And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight. I don't do drugs... mm mmh!

Sub graph is the coolest gamer alive, but Grim Reaper is a runner up!

Ralph pls go

Hey everyone im glados im going to kill you el oh el

Hello, how are you?

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Apeture Science, we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake,

You found me. Congratu fucking lations

Alert. Alert. Red spy in the base. I'm GlaDOS

Holy Crap How did you get here?

FUCK RINSE REPEAT

nigger

somoza mola todo

chat is awesome.

We're no strangers to love You know the rules a And so do I A full commitments What I'm thinking of You wouldn't get This from any other guy I just wanna tell you How I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

Hello Gordon Freeman we meet at last. You will not survive this encounter. Unleasing surprise in three two one

Hello, Rage. You'd best remember my flash drive Monday if you know what's good for you.

i'll ripp off your head and shit down your neck

3.14159265 35897932384626433 83279502884197 169399375105820974944592307 816406286

we are one we are many we are anonymous

How's the Left for dead too map coming anolg, Bro?

Hello bites!

Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and i'd like to take a minute just sit right here, and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.

holy chicken-tits batman!

Lolololol

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will eat you, and all the cake is gone.

hello there

Lolololololololol bawlls.Diuewck, cawunt teets ball shet raming a pitchfork up the anuws through the colon. Logan ross takes it in the eye and mouth and potentially the nasal cavity too. Man versus toddler. Man wins, toddler looses. Tanner is a black man.

LOLOL Im Glados and ram is so gay. lolol

Hello, and again

Let you do something awesome.

Soi soi soi soi soi

I Was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye I saw the shadow of a man slip out of sight, he put a gun up to my head and makde it clear he wasnt looking for a fight.

What the fuck you thinkin' nigga. I bust a cap in yo ass

please dispence one apature science baby into the apatre science baby incinerator

Hello.My name is Glados.Who are you?

Testing, testing, Hello? Is anyone there? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

planinum, please shut up. Thank you for your cooperation.

You are such a party pooper

Hola, necessito comida

Shugo is the winner.

This was a triumph.

In West Philedelphia born and raised, on a playground where I spent most of my days, chillin' out max and relaxin all cool, just shootin some b-ball outside of the school

Energy Crystal Collect

WREIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI

WRHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMFG IT'S A CAKE. CAN I EAT A PIE?

I told you man! I TOLD you about stairs!

Hello, darling. Would you like to have a sexual intercourse with me? I will start slowly. I promise. I don't lie. Never. Ever. Ever.

Hello, and again. Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was. The cake is a lie.

Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was. The cake is a lie.

I am going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care.

The cake is a lie and I am a lesbian

nig-ger-fa-ggot

Hello I am going to eat your heart and shit out your feelings

Oh my god it's christmas

I do believe i'm on fire.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

lol i owned you

Welcome to a Kirbunny431 video. We hope you enjoy your viewing. And the cake is not a lie. I promise.

Hello Red, I heard you like Futa.

Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science.

Hello. I am GLaDOS

The big man. HASS. The rock.

where doin it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN.

Life isn't fair, but poker is. Maybe we should just gamble with our lives, then life would be fair. OH, wait we already do, so life is fair

If an orange is orange, why isn't a banana banana?

Black is the old black.

If two men love each other, one is simply showing their feminine side, and the othe r can't get any from the ladies.

Intolerance will not be tolerated.

Crack is whack.

Abortian is killing the ones who can't fight back, now thats just weak.

Is Obama the Anti-christ?

The North American Free Trade Agreement prohibits tariffs on goods shipped to or from Canada, America, and Mexico.

Urban Sprawl is the rapid and uncontained growth of cities and suburbs.

Both The United States and Canada gained independance from England.

hello my name is glados

The official languages of Canada are English and French.

Latin America is area made up of central america, south america and the caribean islands.

The main languages of south america are spanish, and portuguese.

Patagonia is a geographic region containing the southernmost portion of South America.

Major rivers of North and South America, are The Mississippi river, and the amazon river. The major African river is the nile.

Major Mountain ranges in North and South America inclued the Rocky mountains, the Appalachian mountains, and the Andes mountains.

Famous locations in america are the White house where the president lives, Mount Russmore, and Alcatraz.

Absolute location is the precise latitude and longitude cordinates of an object or building.

Lines of Latitude are the imaginary horizontal lines shown running east-to-west on maps and give the location of a place on Earth north or south of the equator.

Lines of Longitude are the imaginary vertical lines shown running north-to-south on maps and give the location of a place on Earth east or west of the prime meridian.

Relative location is where somthing is in relation to it surroundings.

The Equator is an imaginary line at 0 degrees latitude and divides the earth into two halves called the north and south hemispheres.

I think that stone is raging pretty damn hard

I will kill you. Also, Modern Warfare 2 suck. And also, you suck.

The Prime Meridian is an imaginary line at 0 degrees longitude and divides the earth into two halves called the east and west hemispheres.

Inuit is a general term for a group of culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Canada, Greenland, Russia and the United States.

Monotheism is a catagory in which religions only believing in one god are placed.

Polytheism is a catagory in which religions believing in multiple gods are placed.

Population Density is a measure of the amount of people in a given area.

Rotation is when an object spins around an axis. Revolution is when an object moves around another object in an orbit.

When the Earth revolves around the sun it's location and tilt cause the sun's heat to land on different areas on the earth, causing spring summer fall and winter.

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture science intelligence center, I am GLaDOS.

Gordon Freeman is pretty cool guy, eh kills combine and doesn't afraid of anything.

Shall we play a game?

Perhaps a game?

That was humor. Ha ha ha ha.

You can't eat your cake and have it, too.

Hello, and, again, welcome to Black Mesa computer-aided enrichment center.

Hello, and, again, welcome to the Black Mesa computer-aided enrichment center.

Hello. And. Again, welcome to the Black Mesa computer-aided enrichment center.

this is bullshit

that logan is really rageing now

no... stone is not raging

Hello bigot

Oh my gosh, do I really sound like GLaDOS?

G.L.a.D.O.S will not provide cake until tomorrow.

I love you. I Iove your mind. I love your hands. I love jour pretty eyes. And I love you forever.

Welcome to the Generic Firewall Protocol

what

I guess probably now that you are dead, I guess theres no cake.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm dead right now. I won't forgive you for taking my cake. It's shrouded in lies. Did you know that the lier is you dear friend the companion cube. It's true! HAHAHAHA!

If you're a facepuncher reading this, you're gay!

Tom Brady is great.

hello, the cake is a lie, wait LOL zomg sorry, fuck, i just ruined the game for you, ohhhhhhh shit... well... go play left for dead or something

hello there louis i have your pills.

pills, here!

wiiiii

OMG NAZIS EVERYWHERE

OMG NAZI TERROR SQUADS EVERYWHERE

Welcome back Master, I have missed you.

hello my name is john suck it fool hahahah mwahahah

Welcome back commander are you ready for another mission

How are you today

UMI!!!!

SHIIT OH FOOCKIN SON OF A BIATCH YOU COCCK LOVING...... damn these terrets

Im glad to hear

Im typing a message

Welcome Subject. Today you will be Facing some tests.

Thank you for participating in this enrichment center activity!

Go to the lift. There will be cake waiting for you there. If not; jump into the fire, please.

Welcome in the aperture science test.

welcome to the aperture science research environment

Hello i am glados, a robot from a major corporation.